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Joined February 2012
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i literally can never get over how fucking creepy and pedo-esque dan patrick’s face is. it’s giving “i have candy and a puppy in my van” energy and you cannot change my mind on this.
Vikki Goodwin does not represent Texas values.
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i cannot be the only one who finds it weird that a candidate running in this election also has the ability to litigate said election? what the fuck are these laws we have, texas?
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and before yall hit me with “but he recused himself” let’s remember the crimes that got him indicted on more than one occasion and impeached on another 🫶🫡
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that’s a lie lol you’re talking to elites who don’t care to know, not people who are kept from the information.
Talked to GenZ professionals. College graduates, professional GenZ friends. Based in Texas. Said a bunch of their friends have no idea who either Talarico or Paxton are. Don’t know the names The social media algorithms influence how we think more than anything else. Everyone has their own unique feed on the platforms they use. Like fingerprints , no two fees are alike on the major platforms. Agree or disagree.
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facts. folks look at me hella funky as a texan when i say my child will NOT be playing football, hockey or rugby because of that exact risk. idgaf that he’s probably going to be the size of an NFL lineman. it’s my responsibility as his mom to protect him, period.
A 10 year old can’t consent to the future risk of repetitive head trauma. The first step in addressing this problem should be obvious to the adults in the room
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The WNBA sent dates and instructions to hold primary arenas on December 4, 2025. The Dream raised concerns about their secondary arena 2 months ago when the NBA schedule dropped in August. The Dream should’ve placed a hold on State Farm between December and July. THEY DID NOT.
Y’all did all that lame ass shit towards Dream ownership when whole time the WNBA didn’t believe they would make it to the finals and ignored their concerns… whew
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i don’t like cathy as much as the next person but i do think this was the right choice. sports will never supersede elections, and this election is extremely important, especially for many women in the league…
WNBA reportedly could have played Game 6 on Friday night in primetime. PRIMETIME! But, again reportedly, Cathy Engelbert feared competing with Tuesday Election Night if the series went to Game 7. So, Engelbert nixed it and stayed with Thursday's lunchtime tip off.
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because he’s Paige Bueckers white & not Caitlin Clark white
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hinojosa is the face of this article meanwhile the accounts she paid have like 100-200k followers. and her campaign was honest abt it & gave (albeit sus) reasoning behind it. paxton on the other hand has acts with 1m+ followers and is flat out refusing to admit they’re paid. ok..
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math ain’t mathing cuz ami clearly missed the mean/median/mode lesson in school… these are averages, meaning talarico could have easily still had 45 students in his class. 😭 not that i care really, it’s so unimportant in the long run lol
Replying to @jt_ennis
@jt_ennis it was mathematically impossible per the distribution of students in that course to ever of had 45+ kids in an ELAR class. Math ain’t mathing, why lie about something small like this, something easily disputed by public records? #TXSEN
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the racism is crazy considering ted cruz’s name is….. cruz? should we assert that him being a senator means our country will be overrun by cartels? 🤔
Sen. @tedcruz (R-TX) says that if U.S. Sen. candidate Abdul El-Sayed (D-MI) is elected into the Senate and is placed in the Senate Intelligence Committee, "there is a very real risk that Americans will die as a result."
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As expected now Ai will become synonymous of broke and quality will be linked to high end brands
Prada’s new campaign! They hired Legendary ex-Disney artist John Pomery and even used his process sketches in the campaign🥹
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Coop the greatest man are we even surprised anymore😭😭😭😭😭😭
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and it still won’t be enough to keep dumbass ppl in blue strongholds from blaming texans for having probably the most corrupt state government in the country.
The @nytimes rates Texas as the no. 1 most gerrymandered state in the country. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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From Tad Friend's New Yorker profile of Talarico newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…
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welp lol
According to a memo obtained by The Athletic, the WNBA sent out the “playoff hold dates” to team presidents, GMs and scheduling contacts on Dec. 4, 2025. So why didn’t the Dream secure State Farm Arena? In part, it’s not their primary arena. nytimes.com/athletic/7731296…
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BREAKING: Ernie Johnson announces that this will be his final season
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UNGROW THE GAME. The fan fiction I’ve read on the TL in the last 48 hours is nasty. The bully to victim switch up has been insane to watch in real time Stan culture have ruined this game & will continue to do so
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i am the sports fan i think i am tyvm 🫶 the wings and mavs/stars will share an arena in < year if the mavs make a run (which is admittedly questionable) but the stars def will. so why are u saying the mavs refuse to share when they literally start sharing the AAC in 27? 😭
🤦🏽‍♂️ The Wings arena is being renovated & it was delays with the renovation. If you’re the sports fan you say you are then you would know that but you wanna talk in circles & think you’re right when you’re not.
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