winner of the 2026 Golden Coalsberry award for Worst Poster

Joined December 2025
post-nostalgic wasteland Vigilante Wish w/ @PYeerk Host of the Bistro Californium podcast sits down with me to discuss Death Wish (1974), Citizen Vigilante (2026), and recent political events in the UK from the Rupert report to the murders of Henry Nowak and Ann Widdecombe.
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These people and their enablers are a virus to social media and banning them is almost as important as banning third world catfishers
being chubby is so annoying man :/
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Not directly related but I’m wondering if Adam ever gooned before Eve was created and if so, what was it to?
Adam’s first wife was a young virgin created by God, not a 30 year old woman with four children from another man.
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More like Queefin’ Klein
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Prove it by teaching a severely mentally challenged person how to drive.
I don’t believe that anyone is actually “smarter” than anyone else. I think that everything on an IQ test is a skill that can be honed.
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I once had this done to me. The rinser thing was way higher pressure than it and very painful and the FOB Pakistani nurse (wore a hijab and everything) would keep stopping to yell at me for squirming.
Supongo que escucha por el culo.
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James in Michigan retweeted
He is not attacking the republicans from the right, this is literally every Texas democrat ad. Can we stop pretending Spic Fuentes is anything but a democrat?
Trump promised “no new wars,” then started a war with Iran that we are not only losing but which also destroyed the economy. Meanwhile, his corrupt advisors are selling their access to him for millions of dollars to megadonors and foreign countries. Stay home or vote Democrat.
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Sounds about right
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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James in Michigan retweeted
I'm sure I'll go back to covering NATO summits soon enough. (They're in June/July FYI). I don't think this current moral mania is just "small fry" though. All kinds of second and third-order ramifications that affect all of society: including, ultimately, the people who run NATO
Replying to @mtracey
Remember when you used to report on NATO summits? Not saying I disagree with you on whatever this is but I know it's some small fry culture war nonsense not worth anyone's time
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🎶WHAT IF GOD WAS DARIUS🎶
This man almost become our President in 1968, folks
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Back in the day Comedy Central had a show called Win Ben Stein’s Money which made me think Ben Stein was some notoriously wealthy figure like Trump but then I learned he’s just kinda rich by Hollywood standards and you could only win $5000 on the show.
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Why are people in my neighborhood celebrating Halloween tonight when Halloween comes on a Saturday anyway?
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The Oktoberfest one is particularly rough. This is why women used to say that if their husbands were to cheat they’d rather it be with a prostitute.
It's almost like Ethan Klein was putting signs right in front of our face....👀🍿
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Pretty much any place that has “wing” in its name has mediocre wings at best
WINGSTOP IS OVER FUCKING RATED!
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Yeah the “c!shet guy” needs to wake up and stop being such a fag
if a c!shet guy outwokes you that should be a wakeup call
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My grandfather never went bald but his hair started to turn completely white before he was 40. Because my hair is apparently like his was when he was younger I’ve been told the same thing is going to happen to me.
Yo by 30 I’m noticing males are growing grey hairs now. Not normal. What’s in the water or the foods? Lack of vitamins?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Gray hairs commonly start appearing in men by their mid-30s as a normal genetic part of aging, not unusual or mainly from water/food/vitamins. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptom… biologyinsights.com/when-do-men-st… fullyvital.com/blogs/hair-car… pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22716034/
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My heart just breaks all over for Jason Arday. 🥲
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