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no longer posting in this bad place

London
Joined November 2006
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“Baby Gronk dropped a diss track on the Rizzler and the Costco Guys” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
BABY GRONK DROPS DISS TRACK ON RIZZLER AND COST-CO GUYS ‼️
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this could be an extinction event for florists
NASA is monitoring an asteroid that could collide with Earth on Valentine's Day in 2046. A '1 in 400' chance.
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This is what twitter feels like
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Now that we can eat bat again I no longer wish to
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Get in!!!
Meta-analysis of 33 studies shows that the mere presence of a smartphone has no significant effect on cognitive outcomes: tmb.apaopen.org/pub/7np97zr5…
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Politicians are acting as if an election where they fought be be the most anti-migrant has no connection to subsequent race riots
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wow, if you look closely you can see that the olympics is actually set in the same cinematic universe as ratatouille
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I will never forgive John Lennon for breaking up this quartet.
John Cage’s “Music Walk” (1958), performed by Cage, David Tudor, Toshiro Mayazumi, and Yoko Ono in 1962.
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Modern Turing test
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This was only "the biggest IT outage ever" if you exclude the period from 13.7 billion BC to the mid 20th century
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A man threatened to sue a magazine for using his image in a story about why all hipsters look the same, only to find out the image was of a completely different guy.
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A friend’s mum went to see Ted Rogers live in the mid 80s. As each joke landed badly he got progressively more desperate for audience attention until he ended the show by angrily dropping his trousers and showing his arse.
Virtually every military intervention we’ve carried out has happened at night, partly to keep our servicemen & women safe. The British people will wonder who would be standing in for Starmer between 6pm & 9am – Angela Rayner, David Lammy, Ed Miliband? Defending Britain's security isn't a daylight hours only job. xitter.gq/iainmartin1/status/180…
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Kids overheard my wife saying she'd take me to the bone zone for my birthday and now we all have to go to the natural history museum
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I'm not sure if this is entirely joking.🤣
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Let's talk about why the tailoring in this scene from Eraserhead looks so bad. To begin with, there is a noticeable collar gap (1/n)
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Anyone else get this weird glitch on here where sometimes clicking on a quoted tweet opens a random website (maybe Ad?) instead?
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Ross retweeted
We have a leprosy outbreak in central Florida and the experts are telling people not to eat armadillos. Just in case you were wondering how it's going down here...
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Anyway, bought a comic called ‘Danger Sausage’ from a little kid who was selling their home made comics on my street. £1 well spent, I’d say.
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