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📖: Excalibur - Cornwell

SE / Eng 🇬🇧
Joined May 2022
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Being off putting and weird is bettering my life
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notice how this is ACTUAL TANGIBLE WRITING ADVICE and not just talking about people like they're unintelligent for doing something you dislike.
It's me, your friendly neighborhood editor, here to remind you that sometimes when you have the urge to write "suddenly" what you really want is a paragraph break.
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just did a google search and the automatic AI response is gone
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The stripper loves me. The barista loves me. The bartender loves me. I’m just lovable
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"Perhaps Godzilla is in all of us" Godzilla to the city:
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Polacy: Synek wstawaj jutro rano bo trzeba na grób babki pojechać żeby czysty był na niedzielę Tusk z jakiegoś powodu:
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The one saving grace of this app is that if you go on it past your bedtime sometimes you pull a legendary collective psychosis algorithm where everyone is convinced armageddon is imminent
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I was watching this like ‘oh no what happened? What happened to his eye? Poor baby?’ and then he opened it and I realized he was just doing it for the love of the game
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God I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean I have to have sex with like a ton of dudes
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yes elder scrolls 6 will be bad and yes I will still be there day 1. you will too. don’t fuckin lie to me
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In the Hyperlithic Age (2100-4300 A.D) they discovered that you can just eat stones for complete nutrition with no negative consequences. Nobody had really given it a serious try until then
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From Lance Oppenheims instagram An alternate opening titles sequence for Primetime that was ultimately cut from the final film God this rips
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It’s a myth that pouring oil down the plughole blocks pipes. How could it? Oil is extremely moisturising, it actually lubes up the pipes allowing water and debris to flow through even more freely than before
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Feeling bummed about Patrick Stewart so I started watching The Sheep Detectives figuring it would lift my spirits and he voices one of the sheep
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been really into saying “couldn’t get it up” when people ask why i didn’t do something
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I can't believe French is real
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seen on the bluesky from @vizcomic
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local indie movie theater just started following me on instagram
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Country roads, make me woke hit my vape, play on phone changing genders love Obama
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Got me feeling like White Othello She blow my dick like a cello
It’s so funny that Patrick Stewart loved Othello and wanted to play him so bad that instead of doing blackface he just produced a race reversed version of the play where he played white Othello
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