Joined August 2024
I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted. Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.
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Ross retweeted
coworker just tripped and smashed his coffee mug into the printer and said “that’s baseball”
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Replying to @betterfuturewAi
Plus, Ross coming next year!
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I lose a little bit of respect for someone when I find out they lack lateral quickness
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CEO of World Economic Forum resigns. You’re welcome.
BREAKING: President and CEO of the World Economic Forum, Børge Brende, resigns due to Epstein Files.
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If we ever lose the internet no one will believe us
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Can I interest you in another Francis edit
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esta persona perdida en una isla random con su iphone 3 y su batería solar ☝🏻 está siendo mi persona favorita del mes
i have nothing left but still i smile alone
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If you understand this reference, you are one of us.
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Congratulations, Zahid. I remember watching you when I was in high school and we were both spindly 126 pounders. You did it, man.
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Not a peep from the rizzler.
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What’s everyone doing what are your coordinates
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Imagine having so much action that one weekend without plans has the world thinking you’re dead. #Trump
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following up a job application with "Hello?"
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You’re being such a good girl bro
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if there is a god why would He give you diarrhea from eating two pounds of cherries (His bounty) in one sitting
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