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I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Lake Como, New Jersey
Joined February 2011
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14 seconds left at the 35.. and we send everyone deep? Reich’s key card better not work tomorrow
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we should just start kicking the field goal in first down whenever we get the ball inside the 5. this is disgusting @nyjets
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rage baiting by dropping a “so what are you supposed to be?” on someone who clearly put a lot of effort into their easily recognizable costume
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Landry Shamet broke a 53-year drought His best friend just broke a 57-year one Aaron Ashby & the Brewers just won the World Series in 5 Shamet's 91.7% 3-point shooting in the ECF is an NBA playoff record Ashby's 18 straight scoreless innings in relief is an MLB playoff record
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humiliation rituals have officially gone too far
After a string of Christmas breakups, Chelsey is heading home for a fresh start. Could a reunion with her high school sweetheart change her luck and her love life? Ayesha Curry and Matthew Daddario star in Second Chance Holiday, premiering on Roku on November 5!
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-750 to be a @Friday_Beers lead slide this week
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mike rotando retweeted
OMG TYLER KOLEK 🤯
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I love Caleb but if that’s not a walk idk what is
ROOKIE CALEB WILSON COOKED PAUL GEORGE 🤧 Shifty jab into the dunk 😯
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happy 10 years
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Andrew Beck when they called his number on first down
In three plays, the Jets will be kicking a field goal
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look what you’ve done @nyjets. another soul crushed. I hope you’re happy.
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1st and goal from 1 inch and Frank Reich finds a way to lose 12 yards. Nathaniel Hackett levels of incompetence
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who needs the playoffs when every year the New York Jets are playing must win games from Week 7 on out
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mike rotando retweeted
Before the Knicks won a title, winning a championship was all that mattered according to NBA Twitter. Now, October games are significantly more meaningful with the Knicks 0-2
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genuinely shocked Dolan isn’t charging for this somehow
the concourse at @TheGarden got some new additions 👀
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you’re lucky we announced your starters
Knicks announcing reserves is absurd
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The Captain & NBA Finals MVP Jalen Brunson flashes a big smile as he looks at his championship ring 😁💍
LOUD cheers for the Captain! Jalen Brunson receives his 2025-26 NBA Championship ring 🫡
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Marbury real as hell
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“10 Weeks” on the ring is DIABOLICAL. this team man
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go ahead and cry
that’s our crew 😤
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