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Where the hell am I going to wear a mink coat, you ask? Basically anytime I need to give someone the finger, obviously.

When life hands you lemons, don't bother with lemonade. Go to estate sales and treat yourself to a vintage mink coat. – at San Mateo, CA

2 cocktails and half a klonopin, I'm basically holding up a thousand middle fingers. #blessed – at Alameda, CA

"Look at your hand. See those things? They call em fingers but I've never seem em fing." - NJ – at Alameda, CA

“@bluthquotes: My system's not used to curly fries.” Pool food – at Palo Alto, CA

A series of "It [probably] gets better" videos for people with clinical depression waiting the 4-6 weeks for their meds to take effect. – at Palo Alto, CA

Week 2 just started. This is what I'm up to/where I'm at wingofmadness.com/what-to-do… – at Palo Alto, CA

Tonight, over impromptu pie, I made @Mornacale introduce himself to my friends as Dude Nudity. #notanalterego – at Palo Alto, CA

37.5 to 75 to 150. Today: 225. – at Palo Alto, CA

Did I say soul? I meant bowl (of ice cream). – at Palo Alto, CA

Look into my pies. They are the windows to the soul. – at Palo Alto, CA

It's 10:50 pm. Do you know where your next slice of pie is coming from? – at Palo Alto, CA

basically just sitting on a bed, next to a cat, dreaming about the pies from the apple pan in LA. #piedreams

stuff in your eyes. forks full o pies.

Decorative hoard season. – at Palo Alto, CA

A cool thing to do when you're having an existential panic about mortality and the insatiable nature of desire is to just fall asleep. – at Palo Alto, CA

@notedhermit have you been to the train museum in Sacramento? It's fantastic.