Sarah Sharp

complete indignity. I think Krang had it right, just a brain riding around in a big robot.

My 2023 fashion trend: #spinstercore. Aesthetics include: tapestry and old tablecloths, reading books, boner-killing vintage shoes, curios, untended hairdos,cat welfare, garden hats, a room of one's own; generally being an unmarriageable woman who does whatever the fuck she likes

When I think about the legacy I'd like to leave here on Earth, it is as your mom's friend who somehow convinces her it's a good idea to go get crepe sushi on a Tuesday night.

When your hospital bill comes in several thousand dollars less than you were braced for.

When the captions and courtesy lines come pre-embedded in the image files and show up on their own in wordpress.

When the media file for a book full of variously sourced historic images includes detailed captions attached neatly to each and every image.

My friend, a real writer, sent this to me, also a real writer. It's like, where to begin?

I defy you to find a more upbeat song about doing a pretty crap job youtube.com/watch?v=3v8I5egz…

Today in DIY flower baskets, I have converted them to hanging baskets and hung them outside to enjoy the onset of spring. There are still no flowers to speak of, but they are technically hanging baskets at this point, so 80% there.