I'm a network engineer and cocktail writer living in Jersey City, New Jersey. Also hilarious, smart, clever, and humble.
Jersey City, NJ
Joined June 2009
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I made a life-size bread version of the main character in that new Netflix show, but it won't fit in the oven. #unbakable
Congrats to the parents of these Olympic breaking athletes, finally getting paid off for all those years of waking up at 4 in the morning to drive their kid 2 hours to some cardboard on a floor.
#olympics #realsport #boogiedownparis2024
OK, this is a shockingly good list of things to give to people, just try to not give someone something they already have, because they won't need to keep it in reserve!
The most appreciated gifts aren’t the trendiest ones — they’re the ones that last forever. These are @wirecutter picks for buy-it-for-life gifts. nyti.ms/48zEiuk
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This was a post about @Eve6 and thir favorite plane, the SR-71. It was deleted so he could do more...
Pro-Bono work? xitter.gq/Eve6/status/1702461710…
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! Is @chill_biz gonna make reasonable ticketing for reasonable people? This is potentially exciting!
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“Matt Caputo’s Infamous Nacho Dog” is an all beef Frank, topped off with housemade beer cheese, crushed nacho chips, pickled jalapeños, lime cream, and pico de gallo. ❤️🌭 #Barcade #JerseyCity #TheSausageKingOfJerseyCity
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The first land cycle I’m presenting in my @wizards_magic @MTGSecretLair series is the SWAMP! A dark dangerous place, where beasts and gators roam, where secrets of lost souls can easily disappear in the quicksand!
secretlair.wizards.com/us/pr…
I think if more republicans were like @WillHurd there might be a lot more republicans and (gasp!) that might be OK?
(also, we got a picture together at the Amherst, NH 4th of July parade while I was in some very patriotic overalls)
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I got laid off recently, but I get to see @PuddlesPityP tonight, so it's not all bad news!
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Just started watching the new Netflix show Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous and then I figured out the trick to making Bo Burnham a believable young kid.
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Just got @BCNRband tickets for Newcastle after not knowing where in England that was. Looks like that UK vacation just got extended a day!
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Poker Face is the only current show I can imagine as a 23 episode season, I just want unlimited amounts of it and it wouldn't suffer from it. #PokerFace
I've only seen it on their website favicon, but I'm very much digging this @JuniperNetworks logo.
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✨ Introducing Maroofy
Search for any song & it'll use the song's audio to find similar-sounding music.
🧠 Powered by an AI model trained on 120M+ songs, for 🔥 recommendations.
@_buildspace @fdotinc @FarzaTV
🔊 Demo + link below!
Crossing 10th ave in NYC required quite a detour, but I wasn't going to let security for the leader of the free world get in the way of my sandwich.
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My favorite block of entertainment of the year, @Slamdance! (if you like movies, give it a watch, it's affordable, too!)
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