Editor @showhouse_ & property editor @thefieldmag Ex @wolves sponsor & @telegraphrugby writer. Editor https://xitter.cf/t.co/yubacqZySd @thebbqmag #NoFarmersNoFood

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Joined February 2009
Massive thanks to our brilliant @What_House Awards presenters @clarebalding @chrishoy @ShowHouse_ #WhatHouseAwards2021
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Great night toasting a great man.
Huge gathering of the endangered Rugby journo clan at the Punch in Fleet Street last night toast the late great Tony Roche. Many tales retold, most of them true tbf Great to see Jason Leonard, Micky Skinner and Brian Moore - dropping by to say farewell. Kindrid spirits
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Westminster has built a country where we spend more money on the planning paperwork for a single road than it costs other nations to build an entire mountain tunnel. This isn't a system accidentally strangled by red tape: it is a highly lucrative industry. A vast priesthood of consultants and lawyers is making a fortune they have no interest in the work being done. It is corruption by bureaucracy, and working-class communities are footing the bill for projects that never even see a spade in the ground. The absolute paralysis of modern Britain was laid bare in a recent parliamentary committee. A single witness gave them the truth with both barrels, exposing the administrative vampires sucking public money dry while the work goes undone. The details are an insult to every community waiting for homes, decent transport, and cheaper energy. Take the Lower Thames Crossing. The planning application alone has swallowed more than a quarter of a billion pounds. For that exact same amount, Norway actually constructed the world’s longest road tunnel. We spent it on paper, and we have not even turned a sod of earth. This is a permission state eating itself alive. Look at HS2, the most expensive railway line on earth. Part of the reason it cost so much is that we are spending £121 million on a specific "bat tunnel" to protect a few hundred bats living in a nearby wood, a wood the line does not even pass through. Look at Hinkley Point C, the most expensive nuclear power station in human history. For eight years, developers locked in a multi-million-pound wrangle with regulators over installing an underwater "fish disco", an acoustic deterrent to stop fish swimming into the pipes. 20 years ago, we built nuclear fleets at a fraction of the cost. Today, we sacrifice national infrastructure to the gods of endless compliance. The final absurdity is the plan to reopen just 3.3 miles of an existing railway line between Bristol and Portishead, a route already built but closed during the Beeching cuts. The planning application is 80,000 pages long. Over one thousand of those pages are about bats. We have created a system that trades in paper while the real economy rots. The working class pay the price for this institutional cowardice. They pay for it in soaring energy bills, missing homes, broken transport links, and a country that cannot build the future it keeps promising. Protecting the environment is vital, but drowning ourselves in paper is not environmentalism. A system that takes 80,000 pages to clear three miles of existing track is broken. It is not governance: it is managed decline with a clipboard. It's the bureaucratic vampires drinking the country's wealth...
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They are playing us. The news cycle is no longer a window onto the world. It is a hall of mirrors. Fact and fiction have been ground together until the difference is almost impossible to feel. Official truth is often a product. Actual truth is treated as a contaminant. In the age of rolling headlines and social media, the bamboozle is not an accident. It is the design. The modern world has become a simulacrum: a copy so complete that reality itself starts to look like the counterfeit. People then argue not about what happened, but about the story they were trained to defend through confirmation bias and tribalism. A ruling class has greed with an appetite that never fills: power, control, money. They will take all three and call the theft a public service and the need for higher taxation. Its favourite costume is virtue. Its favourite performance is “it’s for your safety” protection. Millions of people are being continually gaslighted into thinking that the people concentrating wealth and authority are the only adults in the room, the only ones who care, the only ones who can keep them safe. They are not your friends. What we watched through the Covid lockdowns, wars, Net Zero, digital ID and a dozen other nefarious policies was not simple incompetence. It was a theatre of moral prestige. Politicians, legacy media, corporations, billionaire owners and unelected technocrats learned the same trick: speak like saints while acting like landlords to the entire planet. The point was never only policy. The point was compliance. Believe the virtue, accept the leash. That leash is tightening around property, work, digitalisation, movement, high streets, free speech, farms, healthcare, education, land, businesses, homes, savings, travel and the last scraps of independence are being regulated, priced, shamed or transferred until they can be owned by someone else. They want to own everything at our own cost of living and freedom. At the same time, life is being fenced in by data: first the vaccine passport, then the advance of digital ID and central bank digital currencies. This is not “safety.” It is a massive asset grab dressed as safety and convenience - the largest attempted enclosure of ordinary life and wealth transfer in history. Anyone who has the courage to ask critical questions is smeared. They are falsely branded. Question the Covid response? “Covidiot.” Question the wars? “Putin apologist.” “Antisemite.” Question Net Zero? “Climate denier.” Question illegal migration? “Far-right.” “Racist.” These are not arguments. They are smear tropes. Gutter politics exists to make inquiry feel dirty, so that opposing debate is shut down or marginalised. Silence is surrender. A government, a technocrat or an institution that pushes medical coercion, the shrinking of civil liberties and the upward transfer of wealth while the public drowns in a cost-of-living crisis is not protecting you. It is asset stripping you. Modern day feudalism cloaked with virtue. Do not mistake their virtue-con halo for a conscience. Fake virtue is the oldest instrument in the authoritarian manual. It turns obedience into a moral duty and dissent into a character flaw. When authoritarianism comes, it will not introduce itself as tyranny. It will arrive smiling in an expensive suit flown in by a private jet, speaking of kindness and asking that you stop asking inconvenient questions.
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Rupert Bates retweeted
*Wolverhampton.
Born and raised in Birmingham. Now European Champion on his home track 😍 MATT HUDSON-SMITH 💪 @BritAthletics
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RIP Lofty. I was lucky enough to be in his company many times. Wolves legend, top keeper and a great guy. Thoughts are with your close friends and family 🧡🖤
Legendary Wolves goalkeeper Phil Parkes sadly passed away this morning at the age of 79. A larger than life character and a true Wolves hero that will be missed by everyone associated with the club.
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Can we hyphenate this idiot's surname?
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Tuchel must go. Can't believe he didn't bring Henry Pollock on.
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Is there a finer sound in sport than @BenjaminKayser saying the name 'Jalibert'?
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Can @PremSportsTV send the Zoom link for half-time so we can all join in? Love Joe Worsley and knows his French stuff. Deserves better, as we all do #Top14 @StadeToulousain @MHR_officiel
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So @jackswillis7 one of the world's great players who moved to France when his English club went bust will tonight lead out one of the world's greatest clubs @StadeToulousain in the Top 14 final v @MHR_officiel but therefore ineligible to play for England - a 2 hour flight away.
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A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.
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Two of the very best of people and players. But 'does it really matter?' What goes on tour....
Hats off to my mate @brianmoore666 retiring as the voice of rugby union for 26yrs. Absolutely loved playing with him and then listening to him ever since. He never shied away from anything as a player, nor as a commentator. Always called it as it is. Enjoy your next chapter Mooro
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Listening to @bbc5live @BBCSport desperately trying to sell the FA Cup Final. The only story is: Has there ever been less interest in the 'Wembley showpiece' outside of the two clubs involved? There is not a romantic bone in its body tomorrow.
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What a fantastic achievement. Huge congratulations to everyone.
The tweet I’ve longed to see for years and years. That’s for all the fans, the staff and everyone who’s played their part along the way. What a group, what a club. 👊🏻❤️
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What a misery the snooker commentators are. The most fascinating, gripping situation of ennui - the essence of snooker - had developed and they're just moaning about it. Bloody T20 snooker fans.
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Heartbroken by the passing of the great Tony Roche. A wonderful friend, colleague and touring companion. Travelled the world with him and I don’t think he ever stopped making me laugh. They’ll need to get that heavenly bar open sharpish. Rest easy pal. Thank you for everything.
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A multitude of ex-players from rugby and football will be saddened to learn that the inimitable sports journalist Tony Roche has died in his native Wexford. Loved by all for his humanity, Tony's memory will live on wherever old friends reminisce about the rare auld times 🙏
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Saddest of days for members of @RUWCOfficial across the sport after death of the remarkable, indomitable Tony Roche in his adopted Ireland. God Bless Rochey. the thousand stories of you will still be told.
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One day I will relate the full Tony Roche bin bag story from England's fitness camp in a lanzarote in 1991.... But for now I'm fondly remembering a brilliant tourist, exceptional red top journalist, fellow Hayters old boy and the funniest man I've ever taken wine with. Rip Tony – at Copthorne, South East
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