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No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.

The gap between theory and practice is filled with apology.

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

What is this tiny hole in the bathroom wall for?

Elvis Stamps: Where will your mail be spotted next?

Never try to teach a pig how to sing. It is a waste of time and it

Fear is no great respecter of reason.

The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he

There are two periods in which Congress does no business: one is

Just because you are paranoid does not mean that no one is following

The longer you wait in line, the greater the probability that it is

Tell a man that there are 500 million trillion stars in the universe

You have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn

Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there.

There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear.

Kill the moneylenders.

It's not worth it. I'm going back to bed.

a "Pearl Harbor file".

Send $20 and I will doubble your IQ or no money back