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eating chicken pasta from olive garden. the chicken and broccoli to noodle ratio is absolutely insane. never seen anything like it. 10/10

ok maybe i had sex with the bowling ball once who cares

rape isn’t funny

i was a retard her feet, a short bus window

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what’s worse: rape or a fire

your honor, my client didn’t mean to rape on autismobrah. the rat from ratatouille was controlling him.

they told me i would get super powers if i didn’t jerk off but i don’t feel shit it’s been almost half a day

the halocaust is real i was there

i have a friend who always says “that’s like a sore dick, you can’t beat it” when he finds a good deal on something

i’m nothing without my vape