Ryan Cull

Very excited to be going through to the semi-finals of the @filmexposouth short film script competition! Another Festivus miracle! #writing #shortfilms #festivus

Just went outside and the air is so sovereign and clean. It clearly is a Christmas miracle! Bring on 2021! #Brexit

Never underestimate a cheater. Have we learned nothing from the Patriots dynasty? #ElectionNight

Enjoying a free bar tab today after winning a @dkuk tournament last week. My team leagues are a disaster so DFS is where I feel like a genius. @nflinlondon

Trump is like that guy in your fantasy football league who offers you a kicker for a starting RB. Doesn't know the definition of fair trade.

I'm starting to think the Scottish Premiership is more competitive than the NBA. #worstleagueinsports

I think the Trump/Tillerson IQ test would make more money than McGregor/Mayweather fight. #IQTest #TrumpIQ

Tyrod Taylor is like the guy who cheats all the time and the Bills keep taking him back like chumps

If Trump wants to keep the Confederate statues, the perfect place to put them all is in his hotels.

I think the slogan for Brexit should be "Winter is Coming". #Brexit

Happy Canada Day!! I mean 420! #420

Trump would be the guy in your fantasy football league that has to fuck you over on every trade. There's one in every league.

All April Fools Day pranks are fake news! #aprilfoolsday

Mike Glennon's contract is like in the 80's when a comedian got his own TV show after only having 5 minutes of material. #NFLFreeAgency

FIFA increasing to 48 teams. Now Canada can finally get that participation ribbon. #FIFA

I never sign those change.org petitions but if there was one for Rex Ryan being fired I'd sign it a thousand times! #rexryan

I will be doing Trumpcember which is where you don't speak or read about Trump for all of December. He would hate that. #trumpcember