@ryan_murton

Spend my time building @midnite. I like politics and football. Chasing a 200kg bench - at 155kg now.

 Wimbledon, London via Burnley
Joined June 2012
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150kg ✅ 160kg by Christmas 🔜
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Will@WMcHBg6h
“the changes could save households up to £21 per year” 😭
BBC News (UK)
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Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package of 'everyday fixes' bbc.in/4zTnQ4K

Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package

The chancellor will axe tariffs on some staples as part of plans to give households "breathing space".

bbc.com
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Richard
@RedWallPleb28m
New minimum wage is over £27k per year. The higher rate of income tax is £50k per year. The wage gap between skilled and unskilled labour gets smaller by the year. Whats the point in training for anything anymore?
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📹 Burnley have gone from one of the best run clubs in the country; to one of the worst. Where did it all go wrong? 🧐 #twitterclarets
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Genuinely mental that the quickest, and only reliable, route of going from Chester to Newcastle today is via London Batshit insane British rail
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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george
@StokeyyG213h
THE MOMENT HARRY KANE WON THE 2026 BALLON D’OR.
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Ballon d'Or
@ballondor13h
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Replying to @uptheclarets7
Anything you see that has ‘Made with Ai’ means ‘Made with Alan’s Intelligence’. All information and news you see comes from Chairman Pace and his unwavering depths of knowledge and love.
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📹 Burnley have gone from one of the best run clubs in the country; to one of the worst. Where did it all go wrong? 🧐 #twitterclarets
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Replying to @SimonJones_DM @MailSport
Very insightful that Simon 👍 Somebody from one of the other 194 countries in the world!
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Burnley manager markets such a mess that the markets have been suspended. I’m not surprised with all the news. When you bringing it back @BetVictor? #twitterclarets
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We go live to the FAB (Fan Advisory Board) and the @BurnleyFCISA… No interest in petitioning to get Pace out. No interest in collectively asking Pace to step down. Total silence. They’ll take your fiver though! #twitterclarets
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I’m sure Pace will have a cousin floating around or somebody from church somewhere. Don’t worry. We will get a Head Coach. They might just not have any football experience. #twitterclarets
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Wonder which American managers are floating around 👀⏳ #twitterclarets
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The old man is absolutely wrong to push Brad here. He only did it because Brad is small and a kid. Next time the old man won’t get the same reaction from who he pushes next. #twitterclarets
The 44 ⚽️
@The_Forty_Four22h
This older Burnley fan was fuming as someone was “in his seat” away at Lincoln. Thoughts.. does this happen across Europe too?? 😂😂😂
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Twitter is a cruel place. No need
UnfilteredVetUK
@VeteranUK003Oct 26
Replying to @awaydayladsfs
Holy shit! He'll have someone's eye out with that hooter 😂🤣
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Alan Pace looking for the next Burnley manager #twitterclarets
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I mean I know I’d be right in my video. No manager would want to come here. I didn’t realise the 2 favourites would reject us literally the day after mind 😂 No manager worth their salt would work for narcissists like Pace & ALK. #twitterclarets
Ryan Murton
@ryan_murtonOct 25
Burnley have 2 wins in 41. No win at home for a full calendar year. Espanyol are in the relegation zone as well. It’s time for Pace & ALK to admit their failures and stand down from the footballing side. #twitterclarets
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@ryan_murtonOct 25
Burnley have 2 wins in 41. No win at home for a full calendar year. Espanyol are in the relegation zone as well. It’s time for Pace & ALK to admit their failures and stand down from the footballing side. #twitterclarets
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2x press releases in a day from Alan Pace. A real shame it’s taken 6 years and the club to look like a nuclear bomb has hit it. Must’ve had sugar on his Weetabix. #twitterclarets
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