@ryanalph

I discover myself when I fall short

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Joined November 2009
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Alf@ryanalphJan 28
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Notice the doomers have nothing to post
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Yeah man we’re coming for the cup this year
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Almost like those were just dumb fluke plays and not an indictment of his future as a player
Dimes
@DimesSeason3h
luke had the fans booing him everytime he touched the puck last season after 2 own goals to looking like the #1 D this team had desperately needed elite. top 10.
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Markstrom on shot off the boards
JP Gambatese
@jp_gambatese3h
Hellebuyck is so positionally aware and sound — it’s insane. #NJDevils
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Revisiting this
Fitz@FitzGSN_29 Dec 2025
You've pivoted off saying Luke Hughes is #good and a lock for Team USA to this huh? Tough break for you Alfred
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Mr fitzRangers turn tail all a sudden. What a shame
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Mr White
@MrWhite1079Oct 5
Replying to @Adumbs_Bananas
"Thank god we have Jesper Boqvist over Paul Cotter to play on our 4th line". - 97% of NJD fans on this app
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You can AI yourself into a Cheesecake Factory and you’re complaining
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman14h
Barack Obama actually compared President Trump’s White House to Saddam Hussein opening a Cheesecake Factory. Imagine being a former president and thinking that’s a clever insult. The Cheesecake Factory is a great American success story. Good food, hardworking employees, and millions of customers who love eating there. Obama thought he was insulting Trump, but he managed to drag a popular American restaurant into his cheap political joke. Americans are enjoying their cheesecake while Obama is still bitter about Trump. What an embarrassment.
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This team is the best devils team since 2012 easily
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I think we can say this now
Alf@ryanalph6 Nov 2019
This sounds crazy but I think Bovquist might be EVEN BETTER than Kevin Rooney
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Jack Hughes not injured but even worse, massive aura loss with the full cage
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mfs look at 200gb and say it’s unoptimized trying to sound smart
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We actually got Hellebuyck man this is crazy
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Yeah no wonder this going right to streaming
Prime Movies
@primemovies8h
And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.
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The aimless golf stories are back. #AlbumMode
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The elephant in the room with all these losers who whine about onlyfans girls is they’re the target audience
gabi@igabitha15h
COOKED THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BITCH OH MY GOD LMFAOOOOO SHE AINT STUTTER ONCE
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Imagine owning the rangers and losing $30 million dollars
Mike Vorkunov
@MikeVorkunov9h
NY Rangers lost about $30.5 million during 2026 fiscal year and $23.3 mil in 2025, according to MSG Rangers' SEC filing. Rangers had $26.8 mill in profits in 2024. Company says "We are likely not to be profitable in the near term unless the Rangers make an extended playoff run."
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Rap has been ignored for so long it should be a rapper every year for 15 straight years to make up for it
stephen ن
@stephenvstrex12h
as much as i like JAY-Z, i just wish that roc nation (HOV’s own entertainment agency) and the NFL would tap into more current trends or artists and give them a chance at playing on a stage like. artists/bands i’d choose: turnstile zach bryan ella langley noah kahan tame impala deftones kacey musgraves my chemical romance goo goo dolls

JAŸ-Z headlines #AppleMusicHalftime

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