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Minneapolis, MN
Joined November 2010
it is not the taste of a leaf. that intrigues me. it is the crunch
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World map according to fish
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rt if you think guac shouldn’t be extra
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In THE BIG LEBOWSKI, The Dude says “man” 147 total times in the movie. That averages out to about 1.5 times per minute. 🎳
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For a society obsessed with toilet paper, we give you Daniel Plainview: Bidet Tycoon. The story continues at youtu.be/7M3NS1sGZjk
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As you binge watch your thirteenth entire series on Netflix in two days, remember that In the darkest days, when everything else stopped, you turned to artists
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Yeah heartbreak sucks but have you ever realized you forgot to order chips?
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Ryan Grams retweeted
Giveaway time brothers!! 😱😱Enter the #BurritoRoyale giveaway for a chance to win free @ChipotleTweets burritos for a year AND the chance to play with me! Like and retweet to enter! Rules: chip.tl/tsm
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Happy birthday, Leanor!
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has Tom Cruise seen a movie?
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The most successful people I’ve met: 1. Always leave a note. 2. Never order the Skip’s Scramble. 3. Don’t yell. 4. Know there’s money in the 🍌 stand. 5. Don’t touch the Cornballer.
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When you want to flake on plans, but still really want that burrito bowl…
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Living your best life involves chips & guac.
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My Chipotle order is the best Chipotle order. #facts
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When you put the red salsa with the green salsa and feel festive af.
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Don’t make a master like Ron Howard do this pose.
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Ryan Grams retweeted
Report: Hey, Stephen Tobolowsky Is In This! trib.al/s7EbA0x
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When does a late night burrito become a breakfast burrito?
54%Never. I always finish.
16%After midnight.
30%When I fall asleep.
117,206 votes • Final results
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