Ryan

rt if you're over it

Let me just ask my phone how I can be less addicted to it

You ever just beg with tt to be funny

I love when I don’t open for tiktok for a few days then I come back and every video is a 4mil+ likes banger

I loved Barbie. My only question is is it actually a Netflix movie in disguise

I’ve always said this

I regret to inform my extended family that I finally figured out how to stop automatically sharing Instagram posts on Facebook - they will no longer see posts about Wilson I absolutely never meant to put on Facebook in the first place.

Wilson is soooooo lucky I’m not working today and he has 500 cat tiktoks to watch after he’s done work

Unashamed to admit that I loved the queen Charlotte Bridgerton thing

My whole life was here once

✌🏻years vegetarian

The gays failed London Boy

I, like many gay men around my age, grew up listening to Marina and the Diamonds and taking her far too literally.

Unfortunately I cannot allow Wilson to spend any more time with my family. He’s making me realize that I say and do many things they say and do, and I cannot have that.

Hey google when did twenty become twunny

When is it so painful to accidentally hit the wrong device you’re trying to Bluetooth connect to

They slipped Anetra and she knew what she had to do