“Substantially more than 100%” is the Trumpiest of Trump math.
"Virtually 100% of the net job creation in the last year has gone to migrants. In fact, I've heard it's substantially more, actually beyond that number—100%. It's a much higher number than that." (August 2024) @Acyn
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The Trump stream of consciousness that flounders from “Canada, we want friendship” to “Wayne Gretzky” as a reason to love Canada, to randomly referencing a Russian hockey player is unwritable comedy.
REPORTER: What's the top concession you want out of Canada?
TRUMP: Friendship
REPORTER: That's not a concession
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Dear @SpiritAirlines - At what point in our flight’s delay (5 hours and counting), with apparently no crew and no ETA, will you start compensating passengers?
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“You’re under arrest.” “For what? Failure to follow rehearsed choreography?” “Not sure. Give us some time to research or make up a law that fits.”
A performer in Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime show was detained on the field and could face charges after unfurling a combination Sudan-Palestine flag with “Sudan” and “Gaza” written on it. apnews.com/article/super-bow…
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So you’re saying Washington will try extra hard to win their rivalry game next year? And I f not for these flips, they’d try…less hard? That’s your analysis?
Replying to @InsiderDucks
I’m a big fan of Lanning & Oregon, but this is getting immature.
Targeting multiple Washington commits while their team is down sounds like a good strategy, but could go wrong
Jedd Fisch likely won’t forget it next year when Oregon has to play in Seattle…
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Such a cool perspective on an incredible game. Well done, @oregonfootball creative team.
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This brings me an unnatural amount of joy. 🦆 #SHOUT
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Some version of these need to be sold at all @GoDucks venues.
There’s a new Donald Duck Mango Ice Bar at Tokyo Disneyland for ¥450 and it looks like his bill 😭 It’s so good too.
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Breaking news: no news
There is no change to the Sunshine State's average gas prices for Tuesday, stated AAA.
specne.ws/KLwTPb?A06-08-2024
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Ryan March retweeted
I wrote this short blurb about Michael J Fox (@realmikefox) for the annual #Time100. This man means a lot to me. And I know he means a lot to you… ⬇️
I know Michael J. Fox. Like, I know him pretty damn well. He’s funny. He’s warm. He’s handsome and intensely smart. He also falls a lot. Not just because he has Parkinson’s. He falls a lot because he’s unafraid to fly.
I met Mike 17 years ago. I’ve watched him raise the bar for purpose and passion. It’d be kinda lazy to simply characterize him as the greatest champion of Parkinson’s research on the planet. He’s someone who helped my dad, along with millions of others, feel less alone. It’d be kinda lazy to simply regard him as a movie star who shaped the lives of people all over the planet with a uniquely electric wit and self-aware charm. He’s the sum of these beautiful parts. And so many more.
Last year I watched Back to the Future with my 8-year-old daughter. It’s become her favourite film. And for now, that’s enough for me—and her. One more kid from one more generation sees what I saw.
I know how lucky I am to call Mike a friend. She still has no idea that I know him. I don’t need to teach my daughter the level of compassion Mike has mastered. Or teach her to tell stories the way Mike tells stories. I need to teach her that it’s OK to fall a lot. It’s the absolute best way to know you’re flying.
Ryan March retweeted
IRS: you owe us taxes
Me: how much do I owe?
IRS: you get to figure that out
Me: can I just pay what I want?
IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too
Me: what if I guess wrong?
IRS: jail
It hasn’t made news headlines? My TV and timeline have been flooded, not only with these headlines, but with images of those arrested. Where are you choosing to find your news coverage?
Three teens were arrested after opening fire at the Kansas City parade.
It hasn’t made news headlines yet.
Can you guess why?
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