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California born, Oregon educated, Florida employed. Tweets are from me and not the Mouse (who has plenty of platforms).

Winter Garden, Florida
Joined March 2011
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Firstname Lastname is one hell of a coordinator. #NFLonFOX
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Trump Math is at it again. Eggs are down 400%?! So how does that work? Store gives me a dozen eggs and a $20 bill just for stopping by?
Trump: "Eggs have come down 400 percent. Everybody has eggs now. They have eggs for breakfast again."
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“Substantially more than 100%” is the Trumpiest of Trump math.
"Virtually 100% of the net job creation in the last year has gone to migrants. In fact, I've heard it's substantially more, actually beyond that number—100%. It's a much higher number than that." (August 2024) @Acyn
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The Trump stream of consciousness that flounders from “Canada, we want friendship” to “Wayne Gretzky” as a reason to love Canada, to randomly referencing a Russian hockey player is unwritable comedy.
REPORTER: What's the top concession you want out of Canada? TRUMP: Friendship REPORTER: That's not a concession
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Dear @SpiritAirlines - At what point in our flight’s delay (5 hours and counting), with apparently no crew and no ETA, will you start compensating passengers?
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“You’re under arrest.” “For what? Failure to follow rehearsed choreography?” “Not sure. Give us some time to research or make up a law that fits.”
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So you’re saying Washington will try extra hard to win their rivalry game next year? And I f not for these flips, they’d try…less hard? That’s your analysis?
Replying to @InsiderDucks
I’m a big fan of Lanning & Oregon, but this is getting immature. Targeting multiple Washington commits while their team is down sounds like a good strategy, but could go wrong Jedd Fisch likely won’t forget it next year when Oregon has to play in Seattle…
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Such a cool perspective on an incredible game. Well done, @oregonfootball creative team.
Game 6 Bonus Feature: “I Will Never Forget This” #GoDucks
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The Greatest
maybe i've watched the greatest showman too many times...
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It took us all. #GoDucks
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This brings me an unnatural amount of joy. 🦆 #SHOUT
An Autzen record 60,129 fans shouting.
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Some version of these need to be sold at all @GoDucks venues.
There’s a new Donald Duck Mango Ice Bar at Tokyo Disneyland for ¥450 and it looks like his bill 😭 It’s so good too.
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Success is in our what? Did this video say it’s in our…balls? Please tell me I’m not hearing this right. 😂
We are the Oregon Ducks. #GoDucks x @BigTen
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Breaking news: no news
There is no change to the Sunshine State's average gas prices for Tuesday, stated AAA. specne.ws/KLwTPb?A06-08-2024
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I wrote this short blurb about Michael J Fox (@realmikefox) for the annual #Time100. This man means a lot to me. And I know he means a lot to you… ⬇️ I know Michael J. Fox. Like, I know him pretty damn well. He’s funny. He’s warm. He’s handsome and intensely smart. He also falls a lot. Not just because he has Parkinson’s. He falls a lot because he’s unafraid to fly. I met Mike 17 years ago. I’ve watched him raise the bar for purpose and passion. It’d be kinda lazy to simply characterize him as the greatest champion of Parkinson’s research on the planet. He’s someone who helped my dad, along with millions of others, feel less alone. It’d be kinda lazy to simply regard him as a movie star who shaped the lives of people all over the planet with a uniquely electric wit and self-aware charm. He’s the sum of these beautiful parts. And so many more. Last year I watched Back to the Future with my 8-year-old daughter. It’s become her favourite film. And for now, that’s enough for me—and her. One more kid from one more generation sees what I saw. I know how lucky I am to call Mike a friend. She still has no idea that I know him. I don’t need to teach my daughter the level of compassion Mike has mastered. Or teach her to tell stories the way Mike tells stories. I need to teach her that it’s OK to fall a lot. It’s the absolute best way to know you’re flying.
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Ryan March retweeted
IRS: you owe us taxes Me: how much do I owe? IRS: you get to figure that out Me: can I just pay what I want? IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too Me: what if I guess wrong? IRS: jail
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I miss human error
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It hasn’t made news headlines? My TV and timeline have been flooded, not only with these headlines, but with images of those arrested. Where are you choosing to find your news coverage?
Three teens were arrested after opening fire at the Kansas City parade. It hasn’t made news headlines yet. Can you guess why?
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