SatanicLoremaster

9:57am-refresh Nike.com Select air max 97-size 10 *item placed in cart* *enters card info* *THIS ITEM IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE*

Dark Shark

To all the people on Ebay buying things and not paying for them i got a message for you………………..………please stop doing that!

Another cheugy Friday. Let’s do a thing yall!

My Ugg’s aren’t Cheugy.

Ry also called Destiny’s Child “Dead City’s Child’s” And then “Density’s Child”

Watching music videos in the basement at Lake Placid…. “I’ll Be missing you” by Puff Daddy [ft Faith Evans & 112] comes on… Ry goes: “hey i heard this song before It’s P Diddley”

On this day 3 years from now i will retire at 35! I will likely have 80 bucks to my name or something.

I came to Michael’s to order the Beyond KFC. respectfully

Who owns a rug gun and wants to give me a quote on making a rug that covers every square inch of my house? My feet cold.

Mfs be like “omg Spider-Man!!!” Like it’s the not the 8th one and shit.

Rip Betty Blanco 😇

In 2022 I’m using throwback lingo only…………………….Coronavirus, Wetmarket, Wuhan. Shit like that.

I got fu*ked up at the work function😇😅

I sincerely hope the person responsible for designing I95 died slow.

The Alanis doc got me yellin “it’s raineeeeeeeeainnnnn” at my windshield omw to the swill factory rn

Gf vetoed the Dungeon Synth playlist last night. #sad