sabibi ♫•*¨*•.¸♪ ❤︎

i’m all for sex positivity but the amount of posts i’ve seen lately about people eating ass sucking dick or straight up getting rawdogged in the middle of a crowd… we need to have a talk

if @Tapebbeats had a drum & bass alias would it be called Tape dnB

this is how i’ll be waking up every day if seven stars

nah @woolimusic and @crankdat really cooked with this one

the company all-hands commentary pops off farther than any group chat

me: i should get a good night’s sleep me at 2am: if i don’t deep dive into 14th century french military strategy i might as well kms

you could say those etsy witches boutta make a killing

true crime episode but it’s the cold case of why all my forks keep disappearing

i feel like some people don’t understand there’s a difference between “i would choose to have this man k*lled if it were up to me” vs “i feel no empathy for a man who himself had no empathy and was full of nothing but hatred and violent rhetoric”

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9? yes. but why was 10 afraid? because it was right in between 9 / 11 never forget

why is it never good chickens that come home to roost??? where did they go

always keep god guessing

this genre is so unserious and its whimsy is unmatched

coming back on twitter to scream into the void that it’s finally wooli night

idc if it’s inside the union square station i will find a way to be there

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

just found out clown school has a 2% acceptance rate, congrats some of y’all have an ivy league education

someone said men owning teslas is a form of birth control and that’s why the logo looks like an iud