sam calvert

a million views in 8 hours what.

and it WAS. this video needs to go in the history books

never thought i’d see johnny english be used for engagement bait 💀💀

i was sexy shrek btw x

meant to be going out tonight and being forced to dress up what do i DO. i can’t wear a suit and pretend im the dare AGAIN

NO.

got rejected so doomed to work retail at christmas at trafford centre. totally not bitter at all.

i remember when the upbeat version leaked in like 2022 everyone was gagged

WOW.

if it bends up do missionary

if anyone is going out and needs a funny gay to tag along pls let me know 🫠🫠 xx

i need a gay village night out ASAP. esp since slayyyter cancelled. it’s what she would’ve wanted

watched clayface last night and all i can think of is castlefield basin, i could’ve been on that tram in the background xxxxx

wasn’t she in coronation street ?

no one moved.

spotify stop getting quiet when a song starts it’s really annoying thanks x

phones just gone into dark mode at 5pm what the fuck. i can’t deal with winter already

reminiscing the sunset while i’m shivering rn