editor and writer of offbeat sf and fantasy stories featuring time travelling rabbits, carnivorous unicorns and pink werewolves. @samckenzie.bsky.social
Christchurch City, New Zealand
Joined January 2019
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“Pumpkin picking” is the biggest scam going. Discovered last year it’s just a load of pumpkins from Aldi, chucked on a muddy field, for 10 times the price. Never again.
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This woman has done this hundreds of times. Just muscle memory to her now
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APPLE TV+: Our latest show stars four Oscar winners and costs $75M per episode. We have done zero advertising for it and it has been viewed by approximately 47 people.
NETFLIX: We’re excited to announce a seventh season of our most watched show, Airport Bathroom Toilet Camera.
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Hate when you hire a shady mercenary in a tavern by throwing them a leather purse of gold coins they never give you the purse back. Im getting fucking murdered on leather purses here
One of my talented editing clients, Jeff Sylvester, has his book now available for pre-order.
Failsafe: The world runs on code, and not all code is safe. This is why Anna Flynn has a job.
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Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach
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some homeschoolers i know have organized a co-op system for the next year, set up a guest house as a classroom and each parent will take turns teaching the group of kids. "this will be so much more efficient! why doesnt everyone do this!"
lmao should i tell them or nah
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Mask Chains & Embellishments Thread 🧵 of wonderful people serving fierce lewks 😷 💪 ❤️ Add your own in comments
Worn by @babs_zone while checking out art at the Academy Museum in LA ✨ Tip: mod a bracelet target.com/p/paperclip-chain…
Mask style: Well Before wellbefore.com/products/kn95…
ALT Light pink Well before KN95 earloop trifold mask adorned with a linked square gold chain at nose bridge. Wearer has long highlighted hair & rocks stacked gold necklaces with a purple tank top with black under tank thin strapped. Floral design tattoo on shoulder and stands in front of a light pink wallpaper with black print of beetles. Eyes pop with matte pink/ peach eyeshadow and similarly colored lenses in gold rimmed glasses propped on head
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Well, this is tragic. stuff.co.nz/nz-news/35035928…
