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I have very strong opinions on prescription drugs, SNL, & Taylor Swift | she/her | 🩷🤍🧡

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A very specific type of man will match with you on Hinge if you mention you dressed as George St. Geegland for Halloween. And unfortunately it’s a Gil Fazion type and not a @nickkroll or @mulaney types.
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Depends on the weather/time of day/relationship w mother/how my clothes fit/relationship w friends/how many days it's been since I washed my hair/love life/day of week/relationship w my sister/employment status/relationship w father/if my back hurts
In honor of her career turning 20, what is your favorite Taylor Swift song?
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Mulaneys most recent two shows having Chappell Roan and Phoebe Bridgers as musical guests Lorne knows that Mulaney has a weirdly strong pull on queer women
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8 years sober today
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I repeat TAYLOR ON CONAN OBRIEN NEEDS A FRIEND WHEN
If you’re ever feeling down, just introduce @taylorswift13 at a major Hollywood gala and you’ll be happy for six weeks.
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Taylor on Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend WHEN
this is gonna make pretentious people mad but he’s right.
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Girl at home at 20 is wild
📝billboard ranked all Taylor Swift's bonus tracks
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It’s been over 6 years since I first heard it and I Know the End still gives me chills when I listen to it
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Breaking my brain by looking through the responses and realizing people don't realize the joke is on Ackroyd's misogynistic character. When confronted by a confident woman who knows what she's talking about, he is reduced to a petulant, one-line temper tantrum.
i would like to remind everyone who is mad at Shane Gillis that SNL was built on “Jane you ignorant sl*t”
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The best part about Shane Gilles monologue is watching him bomb 😍
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being gay is soooo crazy like wait i'm gay. the thing they talked about in school
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the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch
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take me to god's country
they started square dancing to the 30 rock theme at the lesbian bar
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🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
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WHY IS KENNETH THE PAGE THERE
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Patient Zero but it’s about your ex best friend
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babylon doesn’t get to be claimed by the folklore girlies, that is a red daughter
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the way every single man on that couch shut up real quick is the funniest thing in the world to me. she ate with this
and we shouldn’t let any man have a moment of peace again
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