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A very specific type of man will match with you on Hinge if you mention you dressed as George St. Geegland for Halloween. And unfortunately it’s a Gil Fazion type and not a @nickkroll or @mulaney types.
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Depends on the weather/time of day/relationship w mother/how my clothes fit/relationship w friends/how many days it's been since I washed my hair/love life/day of week/relationship w my sister/employment status/relationship w father/if my back hurts
I repeat TAYLOR ON CONAN OBRIEN NEEDS A FRIEND WHEN
If you’re ever feeling down, just introduce @taylorswift13 at a major Hollywood gala and you’ll be happy for six weeks.
samfro retweeted
Breaking my brain by looking through the responses and realizing people don't realize the joke is on Ackroyd's misogynistic character. When confronted by a confident woman who knows what she's talking about, he is reduced to a petulant, one-line temper tantrum.


























