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samira

@samg0d

๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ’‰// ig: samg0dd

 LI, NY
Joined August 2009
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Turns out it doesnโ€™t matter how early I go to bed. I literally just donโ€™t wanna go to work.
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the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didnโ€™t beat before.
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if Pharrell released โ€œHappyโ€ today we would have whooped his ass
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Hold on a second. Donโ€™t you all party all night on your birthday?
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@nypostSep 2
Ex-mayor Eric Adams seeing doing 'walk of shame' in same shirt the morning after his birthday party trib.al/bysTlvB
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Just need to get a couple things and maybe a hot dog on the way out My local Costco:
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@Emilio2763Aug 29
Literal HELL on Earthโ€ฆ
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Riley
@Ri_S_OBAug 25
Never thought Dolly Parton would pass. Legitimately thought this was how she was moving
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โ€œ I can't wait to start working to help my family." Me with my first paycheck:
Image from ๐“›๐“ช๐“พ๐“ป๐“ช หš.๐ŸŽ€เผ˜โ‹† (@Laura_arma_ni_)
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the baby is proud she finally reincarnated into the rich family this time๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoudAug 5
A$AP Rocky and Rihanna in Barbados xitter.gq/gabgonebad/status/2084โ€ฆ
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:/ (@b_katso) profile picture
:/@b_katsoAug 4
#needthat #needhim
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oli@OliJawnAug 3
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jynx@miiagarroAug 3
men will ruin your life and then use a picture you took of them as their profile picture
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Absolutely
Frederick (@TfFred) profile pictureFrederick@TfFred6 Jul 2020
Love is a privilege
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The mind can only hold one thought at a time
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I really hate the talking stage. Are we in love and are we going to St. Lucia next week????
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I wanna quit my job to focus on going to the gym in the mornings instead
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Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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Itโ€™s time as a country that we start addressing religious psychosis as a public health issue.
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You guys are birthing babies with men whose blood lines need to end with them.
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"Two wrongs don't make a right" - The people who already benefited from the first wrong
๐–™๐–๐–†๐–’๐–Ž (@thamieverywhere) profile picture๐–™๐–๐–†๐–’๐–Ž@thamieverywhereFeb 24
a random fact?
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