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writer of small things. she/her, they/them. pākehā. aussie born. 2020 Modern Letters Fiction Prize, shortlisted for the 2021 Commonwealth Short Story Prize.

Aotearoa New Zealand
Joined February 2011
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Dirty Dancing, but with The Muppet Show theme
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Yes! I am so passionate about our amazing Aotearoa New Zealand talent. You can check out my spreadsheet of published NZ spec fic novels here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets… And feel free to add your work if you're an #NZAuthor #ReadNZ #SpecFicNZ #NZSpecFic
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me: 01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 non-binary person: what
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there IS a correct way to play dnd and only gay people know what that is
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remember, a first draft doesn’t have to be perfect! except for mine. mine must be flawless or I might as well quit. I am the only one this applies to.
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I mean, it’s a drag, and we’re all busy, but there’s going to need to be some kind of revolution
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Omfg, thank you to every single person on here today who understands what “the fuck” I am on about.
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i don’t care if kids go to hooters or some tame drag queen show. what’s actually bad for them is youtube
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Feel free to bring whoever
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where is/was the support for brenden fraser? terry crews? anthony rapp and all of spacey’s other victims? the countless male victims of powerful people in hollywood? this is NOT about you people caring about male victims.
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the depp-heard verdict & the abortion bans & the pro-ana TikToks & the submissive tradwife content & the "i don't want to think i just want to be hot" bimbo comeback & kim kardashian telling the nytimes she would eat *literal shit* if it made her look younger are all connected
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Sex scenes totally unnecessary in movies. Should just cut to the screenwriter saying “and then they… you know…” so we can skip straight to the good stuff (Chris Pratt calling a guy “dingus” in Avengers 7)
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Insane triple feature
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The four horsemen of 90’s Australian children’s television.
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this man was banned from twitter for saying he “preferred AIDS” to people supporting trans rights. when twitter unbanned him, jk rowling gave him a warm welcome back. this is who she is, in case anyone had a shadow of a doubt
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I'll keep saying this until I pass out but people did not suddenly wake up one day with bad tastes. There has been a multi decade project by studios to inflate ticket prices and rewrite our entire media language in an effort to funnel us into the same 3 IP tentpoles.
“Hollywood has no original ideas” the problem isn’t Hollywood. They make movies based on money. The fact that “everything everywhere all at once” has only made 18 million total is proof that people are more interested in tights/sequels and remakes. Sorry guys. It’s our fault.
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Lmfao
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