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@samjfch

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Joined December 2011
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Morning people, thinking about releasing some 1’s and 2’s merch with profits split 50/50 between supporting our mission costs and our charities. Keen for it or dead idea? What would you want to see? – at Namibia
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Your Saturday starts here 🤝
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Anti-Abortion protestors get mad when I say the quiet part out loud.
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.....Shit 😂😂😂
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Turns out that the racist, xenophobic, transphobic, misogynist far-right Christian guy is also an abusive husband? Who could have seen that coming?
Thomas Chatterton Williams (@inteldankweb) profile pictureThomas Chatterton Williams@inteldankweb27 Apr 2023
THE CROWDER TAPES Part 1: Right-wing superstar Steven Crowder verbally abuses his pregnant wife.
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WE'VE DONE IT! ⚒ OUR U18S ARE THE FA YOUTH CUP WINNERS🏆
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OH. MY. 😳 @WestHam's Gideon Kodua has just done this in the #FAYouthCup Final 🤯 #EmiratesFACup
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🗣️ @MicahRichards: “The worst decision I’ve ever made! Why do you think I work for every ******* broadcaster!?!” Absolutely brilliant from @GaryLineker & @alanshearer on Micah’s biggest mistake 🤣
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Skateboarders top 3 groups of all time idc what anyone says lol. Super anti authority, culturally diverse, and always doing some funny shit like this
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Hey @KidRock, this dad is "feeling a little frisky today." Let me be "as clear and concise" as I can with you. This is my daughter Jaime (under the black oval) and these are the students running over her for safety to avoid getting shot by the AR 15 that killed her. FUCK YOU!!!
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KidRock (@KidRock) profile pictureKidRock
@KidRock4 Apr 2023
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Genuinely embarrassed for everyone involved in this front page
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I believe her ❤️
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Image from jacques (@flamencolambada)
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Hancock needs to go back in the jungle to redeem himself again. An endless cycle of public humiliation followed by attempted rehabilitation through the consumption of animal genitals as each new piece of information about him comes to light.
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Hi! I got a C+ in 9th-grade biology, so let me explain this one! Two species are considered separate from each other when they can no longer have fertile offspring. Not all birds can have fertile offspring, but all humans can! There ya go, now you can stop being a fucking idiot.
UnashamedlyWhite (@Unashamed366) profile pictureUnashamedlyWhite
@Unashamed36620 Feb 2023
Makes you think.
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favorite bit on TikTok rn
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Image from internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F)
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My wife wanted to make love tonight. Had to take a rain check. I’m still so fuckin angry about the Chinese spy balloon. I’ve never known rage, or fear, like this.
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I’m crying I still can’t believe this happened 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Image from Dee🦅 (@DeePalace_)
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obv feel 😞 for my elderly neighbors who froze to death in January but this is massive for my cousin Sean who’s on Shell’s board!! #Bonus!! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64489147
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“You know what will fix everything? If I cry about jerking off to pretend titties to an audience of thousands of strangers while my wife sits in silence next to me, also crying.” – at Queens, NY
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto30 Jan 2023
Twitch streamer Atrioc issued an apology after accidentally revealing that he watched deepfake videos of streamers Pokimane and Maya
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