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Samuel Palmer

@samofsamofsam

I need an outlet for my puns. Gags- https://xitter.gq/t.co/LpSjLSr8Td

 Pasadena, CA
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Joined September 2010
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Better just make that a gimlet, not sure I can handle a full gim
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rob spenser@TheCrob16 May 2022
Cmon Barcodes!! 🙏🙏🙏 – at Brooklyn, NY
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It’s a post-Christmas/5th Night of Hanukkah miracle!!! Come see ME in Jeremy Guskin: The Hardest Working Man In Sketch Comedy tonight @ucbtny Hells Kitchen at 7:30 Written by @deptofetc Tickets still available! Link in bio! Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMN18 Apr 2019
No thanks, just lived through one!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump18 Apr 2019
PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!
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This Monday, 7pm @ucbsunset Tickets on sale NOW!!! Written by @deptofetc and directed by @timneenan Link to tickets in comments...
Image from Televisions Jeremy Guskin (@jeremyguskin)
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Look you have to understand it was a different time. Back then it was cool to be an asshole
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FOREVER DOG@ForeverDogTeam8 Jun 2018
RADIO SHORTS EP3 IS AVAILABLE FOR YOUR EARS!!! With @JohnMilhiser @zedcutsinger @benjaminapple @frankgarciahejl @raizalicea @damianchadwick @donfanelli @deptofetc @inessacomedy @KatPalardyPARTY @mikeogorman @AriktheCohen @DammitCARL @mark_schroeder apple.co/2x0rTC1
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Man who constantly talks about the red pill annoyed by other man using Matrix metaphor xitter.gq/prisonplanet/status/83…
Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) profile picturePaul Joseph Watson
@PrisonPlanet28 Feb 2017
He thinks the left is losing politically because an alien is trolling the computer generated simulation we live in. newyorker.com/culture/cultur…
Did the Oscars Just Prove That We Are Living in a Computer Simulation?

Did the Oscars Just Prove That We Are Living in a Computer Simulation?

The theory, put forward by philosophers, is far from a joke, or a mere conceit.

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Casey Affleck wished he had something more meaningful to say in his speech but the terms of the settlement prevented him
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The Senate needs to report a preexisting condition. It has 51 assholes.
Image from George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace)
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If you remove the rest of the country California had a great election
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There's nothing in the constitution that says Obama has to give Trump the @POTUS account.
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Feeling real nostalgic about yesterday morning
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I take back all those times I wished this election was over
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dud chumpylips@amfmpm3 Nov 2016
hooray cubs! now let's beat the other racist cartoon
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Hillary's probably stopped paying attention to polls because she's tired of winning
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OK it looks like I accidentally made my spreadpete editable. Please do not edit my spreadpete.
Spreadpete: docs.google.com/spreadsheets…

Petes

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Of course the guy who doesn't get consent is also pretty hazy on what election results mean
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Initially he was "Spook" and instead of logic Vulcans were defined by spookiness but there was a typo and Leonard Nimoy had to improvise
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