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Content designer @Meta | Founder @GutsyBroads | @Forbes, @Dallasnews, @FitchInk alumna | Pianist | Alto | Soup enthusiast

Joined May 2007
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Incredible tribute to phospholipids
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Pedro Pascal as mushrooms. A thread.
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BWAHAHAHAHA! More like Pur-don’t, amirite? #MarchMadness
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banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"
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when someone hides a column or row
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Replying to @mattzieger
"generate 10 increasingly bizarre examples of the first tweet in a viral thread that promises to reveal an amazing secret about an everyday object or process. Make each one increasingly weird and the topic of each increasingly banal." And then I asked for tweaks, like emojis.
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I laughed. I cried. (hat tip ⁦@jcenters⁩)
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A daughter of deaf parents, the late Louise Fletcher made one of the most touching acceptance speeches in Oscar history thr.cm/GEkX8N0
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Me after watching the #HouseoftheDragon premiere
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Out of office emails are always like HELLO I am DEAD. I will RISE from the ASHES like a PHOENIX on MONDAY August FIFTEENTH at 8:00 AM in the MORNING. If you need to contact me, NO YOU DON'T. In case of emergency, please reach out to NANCY who is NOT HELPFUL.
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We did it!
Temperature Update....DFW has reached 109 so far today, breaking the record of 108. #NBCDFWWeather
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"He told me that what he does isn’t just charity: senior dogs, by his accounting, are mature, easygoing, self-assured, and make wonderful companions. Greig reckons that dogs, like (most) people, become the best versions of themselves as they grow old."
Senior dogs are so special. And takes a special person to take in dogs in their later years, dogs that are rarely first choices for adopters and can end up back in shelters newyorker.com/news/afterword…
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Watch for statewide energy demand to meet or pass available energy supply sometime around 2p-3p this afternoon. @ERCOT_ISO has stressed conservation during the afternoon and evening hours.
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The deadline to apply for @2ndchancenyc Digital Media Fellowship, a paid 6-month training for formerly incarcerated people, is in just 3 days! @prisonculture @OsborneNY
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The Texan we need--
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Thank you to all @dallasmavs fans. You made this season incredibly special. #MFFL Forever
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠   👀👀👀 👀 👀 👀 👇 👀👀 👇   👀 👀   👀  👀   👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of eyes
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Somehow these are both simultaneously accurate.
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