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simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag

south philly ✈️ south jersey
Joined February 2022
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Is it….are we…libbing out?
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You grand theft oughta go to the polls today
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Hey, New Jersey! Some of today’s races may not be particularly competitive, but still GO VOTE! Reinforce those margins! Read the ballot questions fully & research those down-ballot candidates! #Midterms2026
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well — @redban ruined monday!
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rabbit, rabbit! 🐰🍀🐰
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man goes viral for talking about how hard he works, how little time he gets w his kids & how he still can’t afford his mortgage strangers raise $500k to help him & his employers get to use the free clout for PR what an absolutely bleak little portrait of american capitalism
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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everyone’s mad cause shane gillis talks like a guy from your high school while seinfeld is out here dancing to accusations of genocide
‘IT'S GENOCIDE, I'M INTO IT’ — Jerry Seinfeld DANCES as hecklers shout ‘22,000 Palestinian children dead’ ‘I'm going to find out how much your ticket was & I'm sending it to Israel’ — he responds at his Chicago show ‘Rough the b*tch up’ — audience member as heckler escorted out
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the purist left’s reaction to regular philly area left leaning guy with slightly subversive humor is why we’re never going to convert the ppl we need to win elections
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MAGA — is it finally time? are you seeing what we’re seeing?
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sam 🫠🪐 retweeted
Schrodingers millenial: too young to know anything, too old to remain in the workforce😔
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love this man so much padres, you deserved more
Pretty cool scene with Tom DeLonge tearing up as he watched and heard Petco Park sing “All The Small Things”. So awesome
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it’s october 3rd and mean girls is trending allllll the way down at 17 millennials are officially no longer in charge of this app
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sam 🫠🪐 retweeted
How it feels after you calm down
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i’m basically a connoisseur of the world’s most beautiful regional accents
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weird finding out that i was the only white woman in the world not following the lindsay clancy case must’ve missed the memo
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Rabbit, rabbit!
Rabbits, 1933 by Jean Charlot (French, 1898–1979)
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On Max Bemis: Everyone talks about how "mental health matters" and "don't be ableist" until mental illness stops looking sympathetic. Mania isn't just staying up all night making art -- it's pressured communication, disinhibition, grandiosity, and chaotic judgement.
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In the instances being posted, boundaries were always available. If someone is sending you messages you don't want, you can stop answering. You can block them. Instead, people are publishing the conversations for an audience -- treating a psychiatric crisis like it's content.
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Bipolar disorder is real. It's not a choice. Compassion that disappears the second that mental illness becomes ugly, disruptive, sexual, embarrassing or inconvenient isn't compassion. You can't only support mental health when it's palatable.
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