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One of the kids that honey’s husbands shrank

Knoxville, TN
Joined February 2013
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*the most minor inconvenience occurs* Me: – at Kingsport, TN
A hedgehog, screaming at the ground:
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beast mode sorry
Cannes moderator asking about the dangerous stunts in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE: “You risk your life, monsieur. Why do you do it?” Tom Cruise: “No one asked Gene Kelly, ‘Why do you dance?’”
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No one this century has scored 30 points in three straight games for C-N, until @JackBrowder3. He breaks down a 30-point, six-board, two-block, two-assist day in a win over Limestone 🎥⤵️ youtube.com/watch?v=h9wzK8w5… @cn_hoops x #TalonsUp x #GMTE
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I’m biased but shouts to William Gay
What’s the funniest moment in NFL history?
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I need us to all just step back and grasp how fast 9.79 truly is
Tyreek Hill defends NBA and NFL players against Noah Lyles and calls him out for pretending to be sick “I would beat Noah Lyles (in a race).” (🎥 @UpAndAdamsShow )
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Quincy Hall did everything coaches tell you not to do in the last 100m of the 400m and ran #5 all time. Imma just have to tell these kids they not him
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Quincy Hall dogging out a half second PR 43.4 to win gold in the olympics with the highest effort home stretch we’ve ever seen is going to put high school track coaches everywhere in shambles
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last out first in
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Banning female athletes for having naturally high levels of testosterone is like banning basketball players for being too tall.
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Can’t believe i forgot about life’s simple pleasures
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Bojangles breakfast combo
Can’t believe i forgot about life’s simple pleasures
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Got a yummy drink before work at a shop i’ve never been to
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Can’t believe i forgot about life’s simple pleasures
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*seeing grass* omg Brat ground!
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I dont edit tweets with typos. I dont even think about my tweets. My hands just move. Not deliberate. Not random. Some place in between. They call it automatic art.
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The slide that decided the 2024 college baseball season:
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Your 2024 Bill Russell Finals MVP ☘️🏆
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This is for Marcus Smart. This is for Isaiah Thomas. This is for Robert Williams III. This is for Daniel Theis. This is for Avery Bradley. This is for Kelly Olynyk. This is for Terry Rozier. This is for Kemba Walker. This is for Jared Sullinger. This is for Brandon Bass. This is for Aron Baynes. This is for Tommy Heinsohn. This is for Mike Gorman. This is for Tyler Zeller. This is for Semi Ojeleye. This is for Jae Crowder. This is for Jeff Green. This is for Tacko Fall. This is for Shane Larkin. This is for Jonas Jerebko. This is for Evan Turner. This is for Malcolm Brogdon. This is for Kris Kardashian-Humphries. This is for Luigi Datome. This is for Gordon Hayward. This is for Phil Pressey. This is for Fab Melo (RIP). This is for James Young. This is for RJ Hunter. This is for Brad Wanamaker. This is for Guershon Yabusele. This is for Amir Johnson. This is for Greg Stiemsma. This is for Vitor Faverani. This is for Gerald Wallace. This is for Keith Bogans. This is for Marshon Brooks. ☘️
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2024 WORLD CHAMPIONS 🏆
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