I know there's a lot of disposable income flowing through Bristol uni, but that does not account for four Barcelonas worth of Ketamine. – at Manchester, England

I find the price of coffins and ashes caskets profane. We're literally burning one and burying the other. I want a fancy funeral, but do not pay for any form of container for me. Stick me in an old fridge so you don't have to pay the council for a large item collection. – at Manchester, England

There must be a kind of neural imprint of a successful Manchester United that we all developed at a suggestible age, and that is immutable, regardless of how much evidence you pelt it with.

I cannot emphasise enough what a hideous death people suffer from paracetamol poisoning. Without swift treatment you can't be saved. You don't just drift off to sleep. You slowly die over about a week in terrible pain and vomiting blood. We must not fuck about with paracetamol.

It's actually pretty hard to die from an ibuprofen OD, but still don't do it. It'll still give you really shitty and painful gastritis.