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@samwich607

// he/him // also i'm hungry rn but that's just me on an hourly basis

Joined April 2021
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jo@notafan_joNov 4
ok fun's over... politicians are public servants, so serve the public or fuck off!!
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Five Guys is now Five Folx
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I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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please actually fucking do something. you were just handed the mandate of heaven
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@HouseDemocratsNov 4
Let's get to work.
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@tippityNov 4
its called Gulf of Latinx.
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slice@sliceofheckNov 3
Just voted a ridiculous number of times. I just kept voting and voting. I couldn’t stop. The booth was too hot. I was so sweaty. Everything was spinning. ICE shot me multiple times. I didn’t even feel it
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One of these days I’m gonna lock in and get myself one of these
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"What is pi?"
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Nov . 1st
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(actively developing an erection) wait my antenna is picking up a signal. the mothership is calling me
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🂱@laylologyOct 30
God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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ok fine .. I kinda see it a lil bit lol
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lxlia@lxlyuhOct 28
take off your clothes we need to talk
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︎︎ s@saeiouraOct 22
being nicer to myself because i’m my me
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It’s time to acknowledge that she won in the end. We’ve all seen these images hundreds of times
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serena★@_ioadkoh_Oct 18
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Xenon@xenontfOct 17
it's called gay sex its the next big thing
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as a gen z i randomly feel like cancelling him 😭😭😭😭
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@PopBaseOct 17
Happy 54th birthday to the talented Eminem.
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I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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i could never be a mysterious person because the second something mildly interesting happens to me i need to tell at least four people
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