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Andysson v.5 🇸🇪

@sarcastrix_

Military Veteran. LE Veteran. Entreprenuer. Philanthropist. Mentor. Father #FUBAR

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#Sweden 🇸🇪 Jan - 13 Dec 2025 • 111 Murders • 144 shootings • 173 Bombings • 51 Fatal shootings • 271 Stabbings All islamic drug gang related, the attacks were concentrated in Stockholm, Gothenburg & Malmö, Sweden. #LastNightInSweden Source: Polisen.se
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One for the lads ... Leslie Mann, 54, Isla Fisher, 50, And Anna Faris, 49, Have Fans Talking After Showing Off Their Toned Figures In A TikTok Dance
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Said yesterday the Krakow policeman would be military, now confirmed: A former paratrooper, Jakub Kulik, the hero Krakow policeman fighting for life. Two police officers who confronted a gunman in Krakow on Saturday have been hailed as heroes for preventing greater bloodshed.
Andysson v.5 🇸🇪 (@sarcastrix_) profile pictureAndysson v.5 🇸🇪@sarcastrix_Nov 7
Krakow: Shot in his dominant right hand during the previous shootout, the hero cop took cover, reloaded one-handed, charged with his pistol in his left hand, emptying the magazine into the attacker before applying a tourniquet to his right arm Definitely ex-military, a hero!
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Krakow: Shot in his dominant right hand during the previous shootout, the hero cop took cover, reloaded one-handed, charged with his pistol in his left hand, emptying the magazine into the attacker before applying a tourniquet to his right arm Definitely ex-military, a hero!
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Threat eliminated #Krakow
Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) profile pictureVisegrád 24
@visegrad24Nov 7
BREAKING: Polish police confirms that 5 people were killed in today’s suspected terror attack in Krakow, Poland. This video shows a police officer shooting the attacker several times. The police officer was also shot and wounded.
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While @ThickNorthern was over in Hamburg, he made sure to catch up with a close friend he used to party hard with back in the day! I really hope @Kettle_of_Smeg didn't get too jealous about it! 😊
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Richard. A Yorkshire man (@ThickNorthern) profile pictureRichard. A Yorkshire man@ThickNorthernNov 2
Guten tag. From Hamburg
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"justified my anti-imigration views, to a group of young black men" You do love a group of young black men, Don...
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Swiss Don (@1234Swisssx8hd) profile pictureSwiss Don@1234Swisssx8hdNov 6
I got drunk last night. In a bar I managed to break a bottle of vodka. -Told a (very nice) gay man that he didn't look gay enough. -I justified my anti-imigration views, to a group of young black men, on the basis that I'm an immigrant to Switzerland. -I sang the German anthem
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Charlene Downes was a victim of rape gangs; the perpetrators worked for the largest kebab distributor in Northern England. The Daily Mail has offered a £100k reward for new information on the case, questioning former staff at kebab distributiors: 'Funny Boyz' & 'Divine Donners'
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Volkswagen has recalled 72.700 ID.3, ID.4, ID 7 & Cupra Borns over batteries overheating🔥 VW's fix: owners will receive warning labels to be placed near the charging socket & inside the vehicle, together with instructions not to charge the battery above 80% for safety reasons😂
Jalopnik (@Jalopnik) profile pictureJalopnik@JalopnikNov 3
Replying to @Jalopnik
Volkswagen Warns Owners Not To Charge Their ID 4 Or Audi Q4 E-Trons Over 80% Or Risk Fire - Jalopnik: mrf.lu/2FHzB
Volkswagen Warns Owners Not To Charge Their ID 4 Or Audi Q4 E-Trons Over 80% Or Risk Fire - Jalopnik

Volkswagen Warns Owners Not To Charge Their ID 4 Or Audi Q4 E-Trons Over 80% Or Risk Fire - Jalopnik

Fire risk comes from a "thermal propagation" issue, and there's no fix yet. An OTA update has already been sent to ID 4 owners to limit their maximum charge.

jalopnik.com
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The two men who appear second in this rare 1970s film are @ThaiBill2, known for his magnificent hairstyle, and @1234Swisssx8hd, who is rapidly losing his hair. I imagine the other two boomers, @KeithPenelope3 and @rwall83060758, also enjoya good fagg0t ...
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Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMavNov 5
The ethnicity most likely to be on welfare in each country. USA: Somalia #1 Denmark: Somalia #1 Netherlands: Somalia #1 Norway: Somalia #1 Finland: Somalia #1 Sweden: Somalia #1 Somalis are most likely to be on welfare and have the highest crime rates per captia.
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Flaps down .... She 'pulled down her shorts and underwear, squatting and exposing her genitals in full view of other passengers'. trib.al/tw0CwK4 Sarah Parker, of Halifax pleaded guilty to the charge on the flight from Birmingham to Florida. Pics or it didn't happen!
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Peak village Facebook post - People around here are too posh to even clean their own fireplaces 😂
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Getting the car valeted, lads, £150, he's currently steam cleaning the leather #awks Obvs I removed the gaffer tape, tarpaulin, and hammer from the boot before he started.
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Another glowing review for @ThaiBill2
John Rambo (@JohnRambovx) profile pictureJohn Rambo@JohnRambovxNov 4
Replying to @Montybrerbeario @sarcastrix_ @ThaiBill2
Hes a filthy scouse pig
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Morning Bill, how's Day 2 of your Thai holiday going, more breakfast beers ..?
Bill (@ThaiBill2) profile pictureBill@ThaiBill2Nov 4
Replying to @sarcastrix_
And ladyboys
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Today, X will be full of American mid-term election experts.
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John Rambo@JohnRambovxNov 3
Replying to @ThaiBill2 @D_Fens_Ghost @sarcastrix_
Bill is a dirty scouse slag Pass it on
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Replying to @glyn_yubersan @Kingbingo_
Here's David Walliams and his throbbing, unconcealed erection. This is the guy who had primetime TV slots to make fun of racists.
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The RNLI taxi 13-02 is back from its jolly to France. What do you think they bought back with them from the beaches of Boulogne, some cheese and fine wine? Or a boatload of gimmegrants who were greeted with a mug of hot chocolate and a council house in your town?
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Sparks@SparksBack2Nov 2
Chicken stretched out like jake in his final hours.....@sarcastrix_
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