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East Africa
Joined March 2025
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Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷‍♂️
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Malawi is as lawless as a country can be defined. People commit crimes on camera, in front of people and “the law” looks the other way. The courts rule in favour of fat pockets. It’s a banana republic!
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That guy should sue Jomo. It's an open and shut case worth millions. Tweeps, link me up with him. This is some good business.
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Keep posting till jomo's victims see it, that guy is terrorising citezens in the name of bringing order to the pump stations. This is not Somalia, we have law enforcement
Replying to @anthonychitete_
🤣🤣🤣 the goal is to become the cheapest lawyer in the entire universe.
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Mukhito should just have shut the hell up. No one wants to hear from him but from the President!
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For a long time, people from the north have used this vessel to transportor rather, smuggle fuel from Tanzania or Mozambique into Malawi, particularly to Likoma and Nkhata Bay. This has nothing to do with current fuel crisis Not a DPP guy, just fixing the plot twist
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This is not the time for any kind of prayer to any religious god, it's time to match on!! Let's bring power to the people!!
Only a revolution can save Malawi. Like China 1911, France 1789, Russia 1917, Cuba 1959. Democracy has miserably failed Malawi since 1994. The masses must rise and say enough is enough. It can be bloody or peaceful, but it must happen. Every other thing is useless!
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Ine scammer? 🙇🏾 ayi i have seen things 🚶🏾‍♂️ but anyway kodi how much is a Tesla?
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Stupid little pages that post anything for likes
Gwamba's stadium photos are in. Landlord Pakwao Concert may have generated over K1 billion Fresh stadium photos shared by Gwamba have prompted new crowd analysis suggesting the Landlord Pakwao Concert could have generated between K1.2 billion and nearly K2 billion in gross ticket sales before expenses. These estimates do not include sponsorship contributions, which may have added further cash or in-kind support to the event. Social media personality Twiggalite claimed on X (formerly Twitter) that about 350 VIP tickets, each costing K300,000, had already been sold. If accurate, those tickets alone would have generated K105 million, pushing the upper estimate to almost K1.9 billion before expenses. How much did Gwamba really make? Find out the full details at: malawi24.com/2026/08/04/gwam…
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Is Ruger posting anything at all? What doesn't he like our airport,cars and BICC? Thanks to MRA for taxing these mfs, His pictures in America was all over few days ago,
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🇪🇸🇲🇦 Spain's ​Interior Ministry estimates ​that about 49,000 illegal migrants crossed ​into Ceuta ⁠in the last 24 ⁠hours ​from ​Morocco The vast majority of them are military-aged men To put that into context, the U.S has around 50,000 troops deployed to the Middle East, and they're in a war Source: Reuters / Writer: Ian
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i would pin this tweet ......
Heligoland-Zanzibar Treaty of 1890, signed by Britain and Germany.That treaty made one thing CRYSTAL clear The eastern shoreline of Lake Malawi is the international boundary. That means Lake Malawi lies entirely within Malawi. Maybe not us but tidzalanda atumangile.
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As regards COSOMA, the fact that there is always outrage when disbursement time comes and then silence afterwards tells you everything about the Malawian mindset: reactionary and, as Muluzi once said, “Sitichedwa kuiwala.” This is an issue that I, artists I have managed, still manage, and many other artists I have worked with have tried to look into over the years. We all came to the same conclusion: COSOMA does not have a clear system or criteria for determining which artist gets what. It is guesswork. That is exactly why they cannot publicly explain how each artist's allocation was arrived at. Unfortunately, every year, while some artists complain, others celebrate. It is a classic case of divide and rule. In one particular year, an artist I worked with received pennies. The artist publicly complained and the issue trended. The following year, that same artist received perhaps ten times more than before. Ridiculous, right? Well, the artist stopped complaining. COSOMA's strategy of, “Ameneyu tiyeni timpatse zambiri asayankhulenso,” had worked. And that is exactly what they do. Like most parastatals and government institutions, COSOMA is run under the government of the day, often with very little professionalism or accountability. Consequently, when governments change, so do those running these institutions. Artists who were favoured a few years ago may no longer be favoured today. That is why some artists are silent today while others are celebrating their COSOMA payouts. Tomorrow, those celebrating may be the ones complaining. I have seen this script play out several times. Pay attention to who is crying the loudest today. Next time, they may receive a share they never expected and suddenly fall silent. My point is simple: if we truly want to fix this system, all artists, big and small, whether they received the lion's share or almost nothing, must come together with one voice. They must hold COSOMA accountable, demand transparency, and insist on a clear, verifiable system that works fairly for everyone. Otherwise how do some artists even celebrate when clearly they are not even sure they are getting what they deserve. It’s like baddies who sleep around to get a latest iPhone and yet they publicly thank God for it.! Ultimately, this is the mindset we need across all public institutions in this country. What you see in COSOMA is simply a reflection of the broader governance problem in Malawi. We have a duty to fix it, and that effort can start with COSOMA!
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Let's be real, anyone who believes phazi or futi is really Riana Bugus is sick in the head or wapangidwa mislead ndi ma influencers opoila Porno ya phazi inatchuka kale kale pa internet, chimozimozi ya futi, stop tryn' hard just to destroy people's lives Get a life losers!!
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This is phazi that you're trying to destroy a person with Anthu oziwa ma porno tinaonera kale pa internet musiyeni Mwana uja
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Since Dr. Mayamiko Nkoloma, the MACRA Director General, is so out of touch with the reality of data prices, he must resign. We deserve a leader who understands our pain and takes action—not one who laughs at it. #datamustfall
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😂Crazy
When you don’t trust your own … 😭
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Chonchi Munthu asafe 😭😭😭😭
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