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YTPer/Internet twat. My tweets are either beyond shit or absolute fucking gold. Proud Reform UK hater 🇬🇧✊

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Joined November 2024
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You’ll be 30 choosing curtains in IKEA
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE made a song called GUN because they SHOOT THEIR FANS when asked for AUTOGRAPHS!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you remember when you joined X? I l…actually do! #MyXAnniversary
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i knew they would hit us with another delay but 2 years is just ridiculous and anti-consumer
BREAKING: GTA 6 is only one shower away from launch day.
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My younger brother & 2 sisters were so upset by our mother that they said they were running away from home. 3-5 years old. They insisted mother made them sandwiches and off they went. They came back 10 minutes later because "they weren't allowed to cross the road on their own"
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eating a slice of pizza and a drop of spit fell out of my mouth and opened google gemini
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they're doing this to me tomorrow
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Albums that went super-viral and were almost immediately deemed uncool, like David Gray, James Blunt and Damien Rice, actually contain some decent tunes. People should stop pretending that popular stuff must also be rubbish.
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That nigga gave us the 3070 and you want me to fucking condemn him. Fuck you
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Hi @ryanair I have just tried to book a seat, but was only offered James Blunts new Album Airplane Mode ! Do you know anything about this , I tried to contact James Blunt but all I got was some Geezer asking what everyone’s favourite Cheese is ?? @JamesBlunt @JoeBangles11
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BREAKING: NVIDIA hires new CEO “Hensen Juang” to take over the company.
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I can’t believe Ryan Air got a No. 1 album!
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first billionaire with an adult woman fetish
BREAKING: Jensen Huang's second alleged mistress revealed to be Kimberly Powell, Nvidia's vice president of health care.
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