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Jonathan Schellack

@schellack

Build software & make systems work together to help people live better. Help others do it @AWSCloud (opinions=mine). https://xitter.gq/t.co/0JJRbr6QpP

 Baton Rouge, LA
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Joined March 2007
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@RivianTrackr17 Dec 2024
Big thanks to everyone who used my Rivian referral code! I’ve used Rivian Rewards to grab 4 Center Console Organizers, and I’m giving them away to 4 lucky followers. Here’s how to enter: • Follow @RivianTrackr • Like this post • Quote this post with your favorite @Rivian photo that you’ve taken (bonus points if they include pets) I’ll randomly pick 4 winners on Friday at 5 PM ET. Good luck!
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Replying to @FedEx
@FedEx every day, every package, for the last week: “no delivery attempt made”. Like the driver just gave up on my house.
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Replying to @CoxComm
@CoxComm i haven’t been able to get reliable internet from you all in nearly a week. If it’s even up, it’s totally unstable. All I am told is a tech is working on it.
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But there’s hope that 2024 will be different…
David K 🎹 (@DavidKPiano) profile pictureDavid K 🎹
@DavidKPiano31 Dec 2023
If you haven't closed most of your open browser tabs by now, chances are you won't next year either
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In the past 7 days UPS has managed to lose 2 of my packages. USPS has lost 1. 😣 Amazon and FedEx haven’t lost any.
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A sweet reason to share time with family.
Pumpkin pie on the left. Apple pie on the right.

ALT Pumpkin pie on the left. Apple pie on the right.

Replying to @TMobile @BurgerKing
@TMobileHelp wish T-Mobile Tuesday app would work, but it’s broken. Any word on when it’ll be fixed, ideally today?
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15 years on Twitter. Pretty sure this just makes me old.
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I figure @ChickfilA here will be closed on both Sunday AND Monday thanks to #HurricaneIda, so grateful to be able to get some today. Plus the line was shorter than at the gas station.
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