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Joined May 2015
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Firing Kristi Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullins is like shitting your pants and running home to change your shirt.
President Trump say Kristi Noem is out and Markwayne Mullin will become the next secretary at DHS.
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Everyone flying while Groudon has to walk miles back home 😭
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I like how groups have figured out if they give him a made up trophy they can get whatever they want. Kind of like handing a toddler an iPad in a restarant.
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
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Insane precision on this tweet
You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island
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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On August 10, 2019, Jeffrey Epstein, the New York Financier, my friend, died. He fucking died.
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This movement has absolutely zero future after Trump. I didn’t believe that before, but I do now. They’re just not capable of living in reality. They’ve gaslit themselves into a corner.
#1 Entertainment event in YouTube History #1 US livestream in YouTube History #1 American event in YouTube History #1 English language livestream in YouTube History
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one of the funniest things about conservatives getting political power is that they finally get to show us their unfiltered vision for what is cool and it becomes immediately obvious that it’s, like, a senile boomer’s idea of a crazy party
Kid Rock's audio was out of sync in the TPUSA halftime show stream LMAOOO! What a complete disaster.
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mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow
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Call me erectile the way I’m at dis function
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this book was a running joke in my high school friend group because it was on display in the library and every so often we would ominously mention how "one of us has to take up the mantle" and gesture towards it
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Hey boss? I’m too fucked up for work. Yeah, from the car thing. Here’s what’s crazy: I look fine. No bleeding, bruising, or swelling visible. But inside it’s a mess. The car happened to hit me at an angle that makes the injury only detectable by government officials. Bad luck.
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
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This is the kind of stuff dogs would post online if they were sentient
found a peanut m&m on my kitchen floor
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i love how barely anyone is reacting to him being there, its like speed keeps hallucinating him
IShowSpeed didn’t know how to react after seeing the famous stream sniper White Speed still following him all the way to Kenya, even after Speed’s management warned him to stop 😭
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am i the only one wondering why there’s a fucking t-rex on this car?
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Rewatching the last final and I forgot about this😭😭😭😭😭
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