Matheus Esperidião retweeted
one of the funniest things about conservatives getting political power is that they finally get to show us their unfiltered vision for what is cool and it becomes immediately obvious that it’s, like, a senile boomer’s idea of a crazy party
Matheus Esperidião retweeted
this book was a running joke in my high school friend group because it was on display in the library and every so often we would ominously mention how "one of us has to take up the mantle" and gesture towards it
Matheus Esperidião retweeted
Hey boss? I’m too fucked up for work. Yeah, from the car thing. Here’s what’s crazy: I look fine. No bleeding, bruising, or swelling visible. But inside it’s a mess. The car happened to hit me at an angle that makes the injury only detectable by government officials. Bad luck.
Matheus Esperidião retweeted
i love how barely anyone is reacting to him being there, its like speed keeps hallucinating him
Matheus Esperidião retweeted
Replying to @RonFilipkowski @Hoover5454
Matheus Esperidião retweeted
Replying to @RpsAgainstTrump @mehdirhasan
am i the only one wondering why there’s a fucking t-rex on this car?


































