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VP of Midwest Sales, Callahan Auto | FOX Scorebug Defender

Indiana
Joined April 2011
I worked out this morning, just FYI
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I can't wait to establish the run tomorrow
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We'll get a Nelson/Buckner one-on-one in about a month
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People too often choose Pride over Production, specifically when it comes to accepting assistance that we didn’t ask for. thirddraught.substack.com/p/…
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Refusing to acknowledge and utilize the power you have over yourself is the first and last step to your demise. thirddraught.substack.com/p/…
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McDonald’s drive thru window employees have some absolutely ELITE drip
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Son wakes up. "Dad, can I watch TV?" Me: "Maybe. What do you want to watch?" Son: "Umm... Tom and Jerry." Me:
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Wake up, babe! The Boilermakers are operating as a functional football program!
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B1G DUB 🚂💨
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Is Saturday October 3rd the most Fall date on the calendar?
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After giving up 7 goals to 0 in the first 71 minutes of the NHL season, we've finally got pucks on net #IgniteTheOrange
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Tanking in sports is like Communism. Yeah, it's never really worked for anyone before, but WE'LL do it right.
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Hey, @devontasmith. If you put up 35 fantasy points tonight, I'll give you one of my Jimmy John's sandwiches I'd win.
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Watched Toy Story 5 last night. Here are my official Power Rankings: 1. 2 2. 1 3. 3 4. 5 5. 4
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We are in the Steroid Era of Wheel of Fortune.
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I’m never going to feel great at Mile 6 if I always stop at Mile 5. thirddraught.substack.com/p/…
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Me after sleeping 2 nights on a terribly uncomfortable hospital couch while my wife got a cozy adjustable bed when our son was born.
Caleb Williams Being Carted Off the Field
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My dear Wormwood, You still think in terms of churches and arguments. That is why you fail. The churches can be left standing. What must be spoiled is the literature that taught the young to love the Enemy before they could define Him. Narnia is one of the more irritating of those books. Children meet Aslan first as adventure and only later discover they have been handling Christ. That is dangerous. Direct attack only makes the stories more precious. So we do not ban them. We adapt them. Give the Voice to a so-called celebrated actress. Leave the mane. Leave the pronouns. Then the thing that was a male Christ-supposition becomes a prestige performance. The story remains famous; the meaning becomes negotiable. In a generation the story will still be beloved, but the beloved thing will no longer be Lewis’s Lion. It will be the version that flatters the age. That is how the Enemies literature is destroyed without the vulgarity of a bonfire. Keep the title. Change the sound. When the children hear Aslan, let them hear the present century speaking through Him. Once that habit is formed, the Enemies stories survive as brands. Their doctrine does not. Do not call it persecution. Call it interpretation. The patients prefer that word, and it does our work admirably. Your affectionate uncle, SCREWTAPE
Meryl Streep will officially voice Aslan in Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN'S NEPHEW’. 🔗 empireonline.com/movies/news…
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