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Chris

@schwanman69

Host of The Lounge™️ 🚫DM’s, 🚫Porn, 🚫Canadians #GenX #AmericaFirst #STFUNetwork

Joined March 2012
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I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say “what the fuck is wrong with you people” every time I leave my house.
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I'm thinking of getting a pet to go jogging with me. Maybe a turtle
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Think of a number between O and 10. Add 32 to it. Multiply the sum by 2, and then subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?
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The best AI tribute I’ve seen.
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Oh Captain my Captain. You will forever be remembered. tiktok.com/t/ZPLyoKuJh/
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I’m not a conspiracy theorist… but I ain’t seen a single possum since the McRib came back, and nobody at McDonald’s will make eye contact.
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Katie@KStep1107Oct 24
I’m going to @LetsGoBrandon01’s upcoming Space. Will you join too? xitter.gq/i/spaces/1yxBePWVenYJN

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New York's Message to the Amish: Vaccinate Your Children or Pay the Price floppingaces.net/most-wanted…
New York's Message to the Amish: Vaccinate Your Children or Pay the Price - Flopping Aces

New York's Message to the Amish: Vaccinate Your Children or Pay the Price - Flopping Aces

New York state's Amish community has been facing heavy government fines for allowing students to attend Amish schools without proof of vaccination. Now the

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Am l the only one that wonders why all the things @RoyCooperNC is promising us if elected senator, he didn't do the 8 yrs he was Governor of North Carolina?
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If you make something idiot-proof, they will make a better idiot.
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Katie@KStep1107Oct 18
xitter.gq/i/spaces/1dGYlarLblvKX

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We got flying cars before we got GTA6
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This is so funny 🤣
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