Max Schwartz

I voted! zionistelection.org zionistelection.org # #YourVoteForIsraelsFuture #ZionistElection2025 #ZionistElection

Love this new @TeletubbiesHQ and @Jaguar collab, can't wait for the new season 🤣

@Uber there's something very wrong with you customer service - they seem to be responding to me from somone else's message (the wrong messages). I asked about a cancelation fee and got a response about getting rebilled for a toll

Bi'yachad anu ni'natzeiach!

We needn't worry. Anyone who can actually shoot, isn't aiming at trump.

@realDonaldTrump don't worry, anyone who actually knows how to shoot - isn't aiming at you. @USArmy @USMC @USNavy @usairforce

In an ironic twist of fortune, @ClaudineGayDEI decides to plagiarize her resignation letter. Who could've seen that coming. @BillAckman 😉

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Are you boys starting your own debate show? @TuckerCarlson @donlemon Don't be coy now, you know we'd love it.

THIS- SO MUCH THIS. Oh and my sister in law Assisted with the matchmaking Nechama Suffin. Mazel tov, may blessing abound! lnkd.in/eKkuav_r

The enemy without is never as dangerous as the enemy within.

Be mindful of your sh*t. Make sure it coming out of your 8ss, and not your mouth.

For this - we salute you. Sobering thoughts here, we need to recognize the sacrifice and courage of those who fight to keep us safe and free. I appreciate american soldiers, past- present-future. #happyfourth Thank you Emine for sharing. lnkd.in/gnVXMbNY

Have a laugh Y'all lnkd.in/gppM7RYw

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@DCVenture - you are a class act, a kiddush hashem. Shine on you crazy diamond. lnkd.in/eGvPdEgQ

Look @TheBabylonBee they are stealing your articles

I'd say were doing ok people. 2/4 about poop is not too bad. I also like how @Google made the poop - the bread of the sandwich, with the twitch-eye and period as the PB&J, fanfriggentastic