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18🐑 add my disc if u want me to listen to u whimper: sky.skully

Joined August 2023
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*paws at you* can we call *paws at you* can we call *paws at you* can we call *paws at you* can we call *paws at you* can i hear your voice *paws at you* can we call *paws at you* can we call *paws at you* can we call
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IM NOT A HEROIN ADDICT HO
post a bgc clip in honor of bad girls club finally coming back
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Can’t wait to recreate w my man
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someone please watch this video im going to fucking shit myself and die its so joyful
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“there there!! it’s okay to cry!! come on, keep telling me what the bad man did to you, sweetheart!! i’m just going to do something to calm you down a bit!! oh wow.. you’re fucking soaked!! tell me more!! aw, yeah.. that’s awful..” 😵‍💫🖤
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“Well Generative AI is here now so we might as well-..” WE HAD LIVES BEFORE GENERATIVE AI. COOL THINGS WERE MADE WITHOUT GENERATIVE AI FOR DECADES
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That one cough when you smoke weed
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meow ok
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oh my god please do more cartman voice overs there are tears in my eyes
i had a really funny idea but i lowk suck at voicing cartman
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?! god lock ur butches up
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“ needy mutt ” “ awh you poor pup ” “ now that’s no way to talk to daddy ” “ speak mutt ” “ hold it for me baby ” “ did i tell you to stop puppy ? ” * heart eyes *
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this is the hottest thing ever
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how life feels when there's a man you can be mean to and he just takes it
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*paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke *paws at you* let’s smoke
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“behave” great now i’m wet
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"you're such a stupid puppy, arent you?" YESYEYSYEYSESYESYEYSYESYESYESYESYEYSWYES THANK YOU YES I AM
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i actually love doing this ^_^ it’s like teasing
How it feels to watch porn without masturbating
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noo👀don’t👀slap👀me👀for👀being👀a👀brat👀👀👀👀
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