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Give my knees to the needy.

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Joined March 2008
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-the temps are dropping -the archery is archerying -the football is footballing -the fatty bears are fatty bear-ing -the chonky squirrels are CHONKERING -the 12 foot skeletons are 12 foot skeleton-ing October, you’re a BEAUTIFUL thing 😭🙏🧎‍♀️🍁
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“She’s the soundtrack to your dad jokes.” Ian talking about Jami to Alan
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I bet bars across the south are like, oh fuck, we don’t have enough sweet and sour or margarita mix for this. #parrotheads
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Memphis, are nail salons open Labor Day? 😬
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Woke up super early and am listening to a @SYSKPodcast on how magnets work. 🧠
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If a bear wears shoes and socks he still has bear feet.
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New @drivebytruckers tattoo!
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No parking, eh?
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Replying to @jenniferkrneta
all time is free time if you can ignore the impeding consequences of your actions hard enough
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Playing music bingo with @KatrinaLColeman. Found a square that made me think of the incredible @gurleygurl. #halloween
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(John Denver voice) Country toaaadds, take me homeee, to the place, toad belongg, OKLA-homaa, toady momma, take me homeee, country toaaadds
A Woodhouse's Toad sits on a country road in a cowboy hat. This tweet is from drafts.

ALT A Woodhouse's Toad sits on a country road in a cowboy hat. This tweet is from drafts.

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“I don’t want to see bad things happen to good titties.” -Saige
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When did old navy start charging $50 for dresses? I’ll go mend my own flour sacks. For fucks sake.
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Every morning in Yakima: how much allergy medicine is too much allergy medicine? #yakima2023
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Fucking HARD cry with Alan tonight about Justin. 😞
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Be the person who listens. - @tugbucket (Thank you @gurleygurl)
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Obligatory 5:00 AM airport beer picture.
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Welp. My 30~ year old hairbrush just snapped in half. Thanks, Obama. ☹️😂
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Good cloud day, y’all.
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Beer shower! It’s been a long time. #workshit
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