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No purgatory, no pearly gates, the worms are what await me.

Norwich
Joined August 2013
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Daniel Levy trying to sign a player
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The real ones hated rapist Russell Brand before they even knew Here's Stewart Lee absolutely dragging Brand during his Big Brother days
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No focal point. Marmoush can’t do it, and neither can Solanke. I’m assuming JM isn’t fit. The return of Xavi can’t come quick enough. Bad day at the office.
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Don’t worry lads, Gazza is on the way, and he’s bringing chicken.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle star Amar Dedic at centre of major police operation after being spotted carrying BOW & ARROWS at beauty spot 🚔 SIX police cars involved in search for Bosnian 🏹 Two other NUFC players arrive in bizarre twist! ✍️ FULL STORY 👇 dailymail.com/sport/football…
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He’s still the goat
Hello guys. Sorry for the lack of posting yesterday. My nephew did a "funny prank" by mixing some laundry detergent in my usual ribena cordial. I spent yesterday at A&E, missed all of my usual football, and was scared I would die from poisoning. But I am fine now.
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Sandro Tonali is what the deluded arsenal fans think Declan Rice is.
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Pay the money, get the player. Tonali is a fucking Rolls Royce
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Scott. retweeted
Forgive me for this ‘beg’ tweet. I’m taking two of my boys to the NLD. My first time to take my boys to Spurs. I’m pinching myself. Via an unbelievably gracious supporter, I’ve sourced 2 tickets for my boys in the South Stand, and they will be together. I need a single somewhere in the South stand and I’ll pay well. Appreciate any support getting this around. 🙏 & COYS
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Whilst this ‘ bait the press’ tactic is very risky, and will no doubt cost us a few goals. When it comes off, fucking hell it’s full boner material.
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We go third when we beat Arsenal in dec
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Fucking hell boys, I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Babe, wake up! The Chelsea highlights against Tottenham are out #CFCTOT #DownloadStadianityPal
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Some of us knew.
We’re gonna give someone an absolute slapping v soon
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I’d almost forgotten what this feels like
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Can’t smile without you
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🎥: That Tottenham away end limbs. Incredible.
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Never, ever in doubt
Chelsea getting slapped
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Chelsea getting slapped
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As good as I’ve seen us for quite a while, against a very capable team, at a ground we NEVER win at. Bobby De Zerbi’s lilywhite army.
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What a cunt
Tel is fully committed, runs his nuts off. But the end product is just not there is it.
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