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Hell, Probably
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FINAL SNEEZE COUNT FOR THE YEAR! Closest guess goes to @benitomtapia at 1536
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People wear glasses for the first time and go “omg is this how ophthaltypical people see all the time??” Like no you are on stimulants 😂😂😂
My brother is watching an anime that I haven’t watched but it features a lot of the same voice actors as the one anime I have watched and I keep being like ?? Is that??? And it isn’t
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idk about the science in this thread but I will say that the person in my bed when my alarm goes off in the morning feels like someone completely separate from me who does not care about my plans and hates my guts
BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertia—a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain.
If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
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if you’re getting married and you invite me and it’s an open bar and food situation just know I’m treating your shit like an all inclusive resort and I’m taking some shit back to the house and I’m probably not gonna behave at all and I’m gonna for sure piss at least 10 people off
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despite all the healing i’ve done, this will be a large part of who i am for the rest of my life
