@scriptumsent

and gathering swallows X in the skies

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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Drop “the term.” It’s cleaner.
unusual_whales
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Trump says they will officially ban the term AI/artificial intelligence.
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When you try to get out of your cellular contract early
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Trying to be an actual grown-up in 2026 America
U.S. Department of Education
@usedgovOct 27
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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Replying to @fxxfy
lol was literally workshopping a “ball knowledge” joke this very morning but this is much better than what I had. RT!
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Too many nights
Matt@scriptumsent1 Apr 2023
guy reading 1001 nights like “what’s with all the subplots, get back to scheherazade”
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Standing my ground for Real America by ordering a White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle
Mark Walker
@RepMarkWalkerOct 26
Clinging to my guns and religion at the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory tonight.
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Replying to @SimonSimplicio
Strikes me as almost a material corollary of the principle Bonum ex integra causa, malum ex quocumque defectu
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(Cosmo-Chan) 殷小晖@commie_cosmoOct 26
The Wikipedia page on Frederick the Great’s sexuality has this gem
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Ren fair? Uhhh have you met Kylo?
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and is there a Mrs. Mime?
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He was monitoring the situation
owen cyclops
@owenbroadcastOct 25
God put adam in the garden “to tend it”, but there’s no record of tending in the story. it’s paradise: what was he doing? unlikely he’d be watering. has to be weeding at minimum, but that isn’t very paradisiacal. i don’t even like keeping up with my lawn. maybe he wanted to leave
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Looking to the divine exemplar of the modern major general
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(walking into the final audition) EXEC: Whenever you’re ready ME: Bond is the name. I’m James Bond.
Variety
@VarietyOct 22
Jack Lowden and Callum Turner are among the final names in the running for James Bond. Final screen tests for Amazon MGM Studios' new 007 are set to happen in the next week. variety.com/2026/film/global…
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Banker who mixes up grammar always saying he works for Goods Fargo
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Using “sunset boulevard” as a euphemism for destroying a road
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Well it looks like I’m going to See Everything tonight…
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Replying to @WB_Baskerville
@WB_Baskerville
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Nice pox you’ve got there… would be a shame if it were on your house
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