My credit score went down cause my ukulele version of ....
"Wish you were here"
Was the wrong chords
Wicked Wheel for lunch
Pot pie with Eagle Rare and Hoodor Brown
Co worker not pictured for a ladies drink.
POTENTIAL SPAM retweeted
When Marcos told Shiela he was a bull fighter, that should have brought up a red flag.
I tried out to be the Diarhea guy on the Pepto commercial but I didn't sound shitty enough...
Diarheaaaa 🎶








