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This will disappear forever with digital games.
Video Game History
@VideoGameHstry14h
Midnight release of GTA V (2013)
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I’ve never seen my butthole but I’m pretty confident that I could pick it out of a police lineup.
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trappy 🍁🎃@c1nnamonbunny13h
Woman I met one time at a bingo hall in rural Connecticut just shared this on Facebook
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not kate bush’s husband@airb4gged14h
The “horse balls shrink-ification in cold weather” of gaming has been a net negative for development costs
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onion person@CantEverDie14h
you will own nothing and be happy
Wario64
@Wario6416h
Xbox Cloud Gaming introductory launch pricing revealed: -10hrs for $3.99 -25hrs for $7.99 -50hrs for $11.99 news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/10/…
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Modern gaming really just sucks now. Good developers are closing, hardware is getting way too expensive, players can no longer own physical games, no creative risks from publishers, live service fatigue, AI slop… The industry needs a good crash.
BioWare
@bioware17h
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouse14h
If you thought @EA was ass before you ain’t seen nothing yet
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@bioware17h
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losing gray matter@oldheadedOct 21
Wow that’s awesome can we have sex with them in VR yet or is this useless for gratifying my sexual needs?
LunaTk
@LunaTk2uOct 20
RUGRATS PARENTS — ANIMATED VS. REALISTIC! What would the parents from Rugrats look like if they stepped out of the cartoon and into the real world?
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deanna mcdonald@deannagmcdonaldOct 20
well they famously did not turn the titanic around at all
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 20
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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Is this a 3D model?@IsThisA3DModelOct 21
this is real weird man
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Cvit@Cvit_Oct 21
#womeninmaledominatedfields #beastmode
TMZ
@TMZOct 20
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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Jared Holt@jaredlholtOct 20
Nick Shirley was recently asked on a livestream what color you get when you mix blue and yellow and he answered “orange”
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 20
Dr Oz claims Nick Shirley "has a unique ability to walk into a room and ask piercing questions undaunted by people's inability to answer"
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This is every conversation I have with my 60 year old coworker who is just getting into gaming.
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Except I still haven’t gotten around to playing Elden Ring yet.
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60% of alberta voted. 40% did not. And you only got like 23% on the ballot to support separation, marty. Do the math. You are a fringe movement. You are less than 14% of all of Alberta.
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MUCHLIKEYOURPOSTING@YOUPOSTBADOct 20
is that good
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 20
JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.
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That guy who gets into kids sports too much shows a lot of anger. But on the other hand, he owns a few car lots and goes to school board meetings, so maybe we should let him tell us how to live
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Kelly@kellycuccaOct 20
white guys be like fair enough
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