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you pay for the seeds you get to look at the trees

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined May 2009
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Watson is like oddjob in golden eye
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i implore you to unmute this.
shoutout to the WPBL anthem performance
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información muy importante para la comunidad de lobos malos
This is the only correct way to dissect New Zealand
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How is this family feud cancelling a game of football not a bigger story???? This should a six part podcast.
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We love the 'G. #Kangas
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I’d expect Crossley to play Round 1. A brute, second efforts etc A grade. Ripping story, freeing up English a no brainer.
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I don’t feel like the peanut butter cup was reading the room very well.
"My brother had some wings on me." One month after tragically losing his brother, @TCUFootball's Jack Bech scored the game-winning TD and won @seniorbowl MVP 💜 @tompelissero
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Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image, by Gerrit van Honthorst, 1625
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Haven't seen this many angry blokes surrounding Washington since January 6 👀
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Taylor Swift makes her way down from the VIP box to the field
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A man is free climbing a building in Melbourne. @3AW693 @RossAndRussel
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*Team radio* Ferrari engineer: Ello Lewis, it’s-a time-a to hammer Lewis: You mean hammer time? Ferrari engineer: We are checking Ferrari engineer: Ok Lewis retire the car we thought-a you told us to put the hammer in-a the car
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Dre Greenlaw with the ball in his hands
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LeBron is playing like he wants to win this tournament to give himself something Jordan never had (leaving Vegas $500K richer)
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Adam Silver was right
Kendrick Perkins demonstrates what Luka does to the Clippers. 😂😂
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exciting new entry to the weird sports graphics collection – at Buffalo, NY
Max Scherzer adds another ring to his Hall of Fame resume 💍 💍
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This tweet is going for ratio of the year
On Friday, Elicia Stratton searched desperately through the wreckage of her Lahaina home for the Rolex watch her parents gave her when she graduated college. Suddenly, her fiancé pulled it from the ashes. “You found it!” she said, choking up. It was damaged but still legible.
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Huge #meteor seen in Melbourne just then. Never seen anything like that. Anyone else catch that?
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10' ¡GOOOOOL DE #AUS! HAYLEY RASO ANOTA. SE PITA OFFSIDE, PERO EO VAR CORRIGE. AUSTRALIA LO ESTÁ GANANDO 1-0 A #CAN Y DE MOMENTO PASA A 8VOS DE FINAL. #FIFAWWC
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