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How is this family feud cancelling a game of football not a bigger story???? This should a six part podcast.
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I’d expect Crossley to play Round 1.
A brute, second efforts etc A grade.
Ripping story, freeing up English a no brainer.
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I don’t feel like the peanut butter cup was reading the room very well.
"My brother had some wings on me."
One month after tragically losing his brother, @TCUFootball's Jack Bech scored the game-winning TD and won @seniorbowl MVP 💜 @tompelissero
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*Team radio*
Ferrari engineer: Ello Lewis, it’s-a time-a to hammer
Lewis: You mean hammer time?
Ferrari engineer: We are checking
Ferrari engineer: Ok Lewis retire the car we thought-a you told us to put the hammer in-a the car
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LeBron is playing like he wants to win this tournament to give himself something Jordan never had (leaving Vegas $500K richer)
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This tweet is going for ratio of the year
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Huge #meteor seen in Melbourne just then. Never seen anything like that. Anyone else catch that?





































