Is there something wrong babe? You're not wearing your Disco Ball Helmet with Retractable Visor Silver Glitter Mirror Glass Disco Ball Hat Helmet for Women Men DJ Club Stage Bar Party Wedding!
When travelling place a life-size @BohemiaStable mannequin outside your accommodation to ward off marauding film critics.
I told @ScottishPower that my smart meter was broken in December last year. Nearly 5 months later and it's still broken. Who knows what my actual bill is? Not me. Not @ScottishPower because it's still broken. Glad they've been guessing what it might be though. 😂
Want to hang around with piles of dullards with daft Turkey teeth, shite sportswear, and ugly Balenciaga flip-flops? Well instead of spending a fortune going to Dubai simply go to Ponteland instead.
#toptips
Heating on full whack on the metro, absolutely chocka an aal. Every winda open, the mood is that of captured partizans being shunted away to dig their mass grave. Thanks @My_Metro for another lovely journey.
Ooof the quality of fruit and vegetables from my local @LidlGB has been absolutely shocking lately. Bruised and rotten in every packet is now the norm. Now I've had a box of eggs where 4 of the 6 were literally stinking. I simply can't rely on the quality there anymore. Shame.
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Replying to @FootballCliches
heard morton fans refer to St Mirren's new lego stadium as the 'methadome'
BBC weighing in with the hard hitting, abundantly obviously, anti-NHS propaganda. There is nothing impartial about this.
Chopped hot dog's cock please.
The burger van is at it again 😂😂😂
A hot dog, apparently 😅
£3 for this…
.@FootyScran
The @arrivanortheast bus service through Seaton Delaval/Holywell can't be considered a viable option when looking to travel anywhere due to it being so unreliable. No buses for hours on end, nothing. Without options our roads will only get more congested, and more polluted.











