“I had once screamed, gradually, I lost my voice. I had once cried, gradually, I lost my tears. I had once grieved, gradually, I became able to withstand everything. I had once rejoiced, gradually, I became unmoved by the world. And now! All I have left is an expressionless face, my gaze is as tough as a monolith, only perseverance remains in my heart.”

Boomers be like “pick the option that will make you want to kill yourself or spiritually destroy you by the time you turn 25 it won’t hurt”

The near future will be dystopian and there will be a mass suicide event where millions of people in 1st world countries kill themselves because their lives are so fucked up

Who do you think is hotter the Indian girls on Clav’s stream or Inde Navarette? Personally this is a tough one for me ngl

“Yes I’m Promethean”

If she farted in my car I’d pull the window up

The Miller Spectrum As a Jewish-American male you will fall somewhere on the spectrum between Mac and Stephen Miller and it’s up to you to decide where on it you wanna be

If someone produces an Alex Karp biopic I would do everything in my power to play Alex Karp

She said do you love me I tell her only partly I only love Claude and my mom I’m sorry

Who wants to be the lucky girl I take with me on a date to see a Rabbi Mizrachi lecture live next Monday?

Your homies are volcels My homies are truecels